Can't count that high, can you.
Like, FUCK YOU, Jennifer Lawrence.
But when the stupid fucks who run Leslie Jones' website, or Leslie herself, couldn't prevent her password from being stolen and her website hacked...
CALL HOMELAND SECURITY!
Yes, the same HOMELAND SECURITY that will respond to an ISIS invasion or the Russians fucking up an American bank by stealing every account and social security number.
HOMELAND SECURITY! HOMELAND SECURITY!
The hacking of a dopey Black actress-comedian's website is right up there with 9/11.
And who, some out-of-towners are asking, IS this fucking LESLIE JONES? She must be a real BEAUTY, right?
No, that's NOT one of the "nude pictures stolen from her website."
I have not seen ANYONE post those. Have the smirky punks at 4Chan done it? Doubt it. They is either too chicken, or they don't want to make everyone sick.
The image above is from an SNL sketch that was actually aired over national TV (not even cable). The "joke" was that Leslie is some gorilla-girl from the jungle, and she likes to run around naked, and she's got a thing for dinky white dwarfs.
Are you laughing?
Most often on the show, Leslie trades off her BIG SCARY BLACK WOMAN persona by bellowing about how much she wants to fuck Colin Jost, a white Preppie idiot who co-hosts the fake news segment.
Har har, Vanilla Colin, Sugar Colin, whatever white-term Colin always looks so bashful and embarrassed when BIG BLACK SCARY LESLIE gets aggressive towards him. Har har.
Does it sound a bit racist to you, this SNL brand of humor?
IF I'M BEING HONEST, Jones, one-note that she is, has been funny with her Berserk Black Woman stuff. She can make some pretty weird faces. She's a lot better than the smirky obese white girl in the cast who cops Nigga attitude (shaking her head from side to side) and constantly being nasty and aggressive about how homely and repulsive she is.
Leslie jumped from the small screen to be one of the four twats doing the "Let's Remake GHOSTBUSTERS because FOUR TWATS are FUNNY, and women are HILARIOUS, and anything men can do, a bunch of tampon-sucking TWATS can do BETTER."
Sadly (seriously) the bulk of the anger from dweebish male "Ghostbusters" fans was aimed at Leslie. Yeah, despite being BIG AND BLACK AND FEARSOME, she was the main target. Because NOBODY is too BIG AND BLACK AND FEARSOME on the Internet. No, on the Internet, any 12 year-old is as Strong as Samson (Ewww, pardon the Boko Harum song title).
Leslie fled Twitter in tears (but came back amid a tremendous amount of publicity and an outpouring of love for her and disgust for the trolls). Now THIS.
Do I feel badly for Leslie Jones? Of course.
But I also feel badly for Jones and ALL artists whose works are pirated on dozens of obvious torrents, forums and blogs, and neither HOMELAND SECURITY or other government agencies do much about it.
Internet powers (such as GOOGLE and EBAY) and Internet rights groups (such as the RIAA and MPAA) are notoriously slack about paying attention to issues of invasion of privacy. How many times have stalkers and hackers who preyed on women EVER been prosecuted? Once or twice?
It smells like reverse racism to care so much about Leslie Jones and not so much about Jennifer Lawrence. Homeland Security isn't concerned about shutting down 4Chan or Tumblr who routinely run thousands of STOLEN PHOTOS every HOUR?
Why the FUCK is Leslie Jones' privacy more important than the thousands upon thousands of women whose nude photos are on the Internet without their knowledge or permission? From upskirt and voyeur images to "shame the ex-girlfriend" shots, it's ALL up there and HOMELAND SECURITY isn't too upset.
There are also terrorist websites flourishing that HOMELAND SECURITY doesn't care about. You can go to EBAY and without even checking the adults only section, you can see hundreds of nude Polaroids being sold with NO mention of age or consent. That's all fine is it? But we've got to drop everything to investigate how Leslie Jones' lost control of her fucking website?
Nigga, please! A little EQUALITY, ok? Go after anyone who hacks. Go after anyone who posts mp3 and avi and jpg files with obviously NO authorization.
It will be quite a surprise if anyone actually catches up to the hacker, or if the hacker actually gets arrested or fined, much less jailed. How many have been punished for shit like this? TWO? One guy who was boasting about how he deduced passwords to moron-bint celebrity phones, and the creep who made a hole in a door to get images of a nasal-voiced blonde sports announcer.
HOMELAND SECURITY? Take a look at that photo of Jones and Dinklage again.
Hmm. Maybe that IS almost as horrifying an image as the WTC towers going down...never mind, spend a million in tax payer dollars to find the guy.....
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