Nadal? Margarito? QUEER!

If you judge by what you read in the papers, or what you're FORCED to look at while trying to FIND real news in the papers, everybody's queer.

The Daily Fail and Daily Snooze are constantly gushing about a gay marriage, a newly proud and out lesbian, or the travails of some creature looking for the wrong bathroom to shit in.

It gets to a point where anything you see, you ASSUME is going to be GAY NEWS.

I happened (after wading through the latest on Trump and the Kardashians), to see reports on aging tennis great Nadal, and faded boxer Margarito.

Naturally, I thought the stories would be about how they were coming out as QUEER. "We're QUEER and we're HERE." Why else talk about these two near has-beens?

The photos LOOK gay.

All that needs be done is to have Perez Hilton, or the Huffing on a Penis Post, or some other fag website, to steal the photos and write fake captions. You know, JUST to get TRAFFIC and ad money hits, and to give morons on Farcebook and Twatter something to gasp and link to.

Like so:

Somehow in the 21st Century, thanks to constant GAY GAY GAY stories, any picture of two men together seems QUEER.

So why not pretend most men are, and that it's just a "CONSPIRACY" among the evil "straight" newspapers to refuse to tell the truth?

No wonder so many websites run gossip and innuendo items. Or, outright lies. After all, it's the 21st Century, and nobody gets prosecuted for libel, or using copyrighted photos without permission!