James Corden is effeminate.
He just LOVES his Broadway shows and jerks like Adele. Fat James Corden would love to BE Adele.
That's not a Photoshop job. The guy's been in drag more often than Carol Channing. He gets giddy with his sing-along Car Karaoke shit. Like any obnoxious bitch, nothing is ever good enough. He has to insinuate, pry, poke and pull.
Corden had the amazing good fortune to get a visit from GENE WILDER when he (James) managed to get some kind of part in a Broadway show. WILDER apparently went around to various cast members to wish them well, and Corden kept him for a half hour.
Corden wouldn't shut up, stop gushing, or asking for advice on how to get around in New York. WILDER, always polite and patient, gave the pudgy queen all the advice he wanted.
When Corden got the fairy godmother dream of a lifetime, and was handed Craig Ferguson's talk show to soil, he instantly thought of how to exploit GENE WILDER.
How about, Mr. Limp Wrist Double Chin thought, I pretend that I got the gig because I made a magic wish with a WILLY WONKA coin? Har har! I'll call GENE WILDER and ask him to FLY the fuck out to California just to make ME look good! Tee hee!
Rubbery Corden sent a blubbering email outlining how wonderful and hilarious and fierce this little fantasy sketch would be. Just fly 3,000 miles to California, GENE, to resurrect a character you played a long time ago. This, when you don't sign Wonka photos (or any photos) and keep a low profile.
Corden outlined how CUTE the sketch would be. Yeah, Corden skipping around, WILDER trying to look like he did decades ago as Willy Wonka. Surely every Shirley and Bruce would gaily giggle for three or four minutes and shriek with joy at Corden's coup.
WILDER, mindful of what a pussy Corden is, couched his refusal to Pudgy Darling this way:
"Dearest James, I don't do or go where you were hoping, but I'll be looking for you. With my love, Gene."
There you are. Corden got LOVE from WILDER, and was called DEAREST.
It tells you all you need about what an opportunistic pest Corden is, and what a gent WILDER was.
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