If you attend Jewish services on a Friday night or Saturday morning as a guest...if you attend a Jewish funeral...WHAT DO YOU WEAR AS A SIGN OF RESPECT?
Everybody gathering to mourn the rabbi is wearing a yarmulke.
Except for one schmuck.
He didn't know? He didn't care? He's such a fan of his fucking TEAM that he couldn't take off the stupid baseball cap?
You can bet the "B" on it isn't for Bar Mitzvah.
Being such a big star, nobody dared tell him to be a little more respectful?
He didn't notice that EVERY OTHER MAN was wearing a yarmulke? Maybe he asked Mila Kunis, "Do you think wearing a white yarmulke would make my head look fat?"
And she had to answer honestly: "Yes, Ashton, even more of a fat-head than usual."
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