NRA ECSTATIC: CHICAGO KILLINGS! WHEE! KENYA BEAT THAT?

Didn't I tell you? September 17th, I said we'll have more mass-killings just like the one in Washington D.C., and the NRA would be happy if it happened every week.

Well, not a week has gone by, and here we are, September 21 and ho ho, ha ha, hee hee, 3 dead in Chicago because some asshole with an assault weapon decided to open fire on a schoolyard basketball game.

Assault weapons are a wonderful import item. Gun-running is big business. The NRA is helping to protect both American AND European gun manufacturers. So as fast as you can say GLOCK GLOCK BOOM BOOM...here's a goodie from the wonderful nation of our President's Daddy-o: KENYA

Ah, Black Muslims...not of the Muhammad Ali variety. Muhammad only tried to knock out a guy in a sporting match, under rules, and with a referee. What fun is that?

Especially if you can be hit in return?

No, much better to have your automatic weapon, spray the crowd, kill and wound dozens, and either walk away, or kill yourself and be proclaimed a martyr...with maybe a few sore losers (and limb losers) muttering, "that guy hijacked a fine religion." Or, "that poor person must've been very angry."

These two incidents, plus the Washington D.C., helps even up the score of black crazies and white crazies. The last couple of high-profile incidents were white (the school children killed in Connecticut, the movie theater shooting in Colorado) and a light-skinned cutie-pie from Schmuckistan in the former Putinville area of Russia, who joined his older brother in killing and maiming defenseless people watching a marathon race of friends and relatives.

Now, the NRA would tell you, the answer is MORE GUNS. The minute the bombs went off, if everyone was armed (or hadn't lost their arms) they could've started shooting at whoever and whatever they thought caused it. Same thing in the darkened movie theater. Bam bam bam! Just shoot! Just because, for example, cops in Times Square, trained with weapons, shot a bunch of innocent people during a scuffle with a felon, doesn't mean the average guy is going to kill THAT many innocent people in a pressure situation. As for the school kids in Connecticut...oh well, you can't quite trust a ten year-old with a weapon, but what the fuck, just hire a guard for every classroom. Get the kids used to the 21st Century where everyone is watched and anyone could be offed at any minute. And don't let 'em know how easy it is for a crazy with an assault rifle to get the drop on most any guard, and then keep firing till his ammunition runs out. And most pack enough ammo to last all afternoon.

Chicago now the murder capitol of the USA? Nudging out Detroit where people can't afford to buy illegal weapons? Africa trying to reclaim the "crazy from the heat, religious assholes and savages" from the Middle East? It's ALL GOOD if you're a member of the NRA!