EBAY CEO JOHN DONAHOE : SEX PERVERT or CLUELESS DICKHEAD?

Here's John Donahoe, the pasty-faced 50-something CEO of eBay, giving a boring interview to a business reporter...

But what's the truth?

John Donahoe is either a sex pervert who needs a rubber dick to play with...or a clueless dickhead.

When you go to Best Buy, Tesco, Macy's, Walgreen's...do you see sex dolls on display? Rubber cocks? Ridiculous latex sleeves with a vaginal opening?

No. That shit belongs in the adult bookstore, and you know just where to find one.

Ebay, aping the real world on line, actually HAS an "adult bookstore" on its site. In the category "everything else," there's a link to "adults only" material. That secret door then allows you to surf for the latest porn DVD, for hardcore magazines, and for bondage paraphernalia and all the rest of it. The idea, at one time anyway, was that a teenager couldn't type in "100 Cumshots" and buy a DVD. And a little old lady checking the "Doll" category wouldn't see a picture of a mouth-open rubber sex doll for sale. That crap could only be typed in and found once you were IN the "adults only" area.

In fact, eBay has a rule: "sexual" products must be posted in the "adults only" area. An exception? "Sex toys."

Like this:

Ebay, in helping provide amusement, figures something like THIS, which couldn't possibly be displayed in any reputable shop, is perfect for the world's biggest auction website?

CEO John Donahoe is either a greedy motherfucker (and spends his afternoons fucking his mother with one of these), a sex pervert (he fucks himself with one of these) or a clueless dickhead (which IS one of these).