Fuck Kerry Washington & idiot PEOPLE

Who the fuck is Kerry Washington?

She's nobody important. She was chosen "Best Dressed" for wearing ultra-expensive (and free) garments to bullshit publicity events. And for being black, which always helps. You can bet the fags at the PEOPLE rag were sitting around saying, "Oh, we can't give it to Gwyneth. Besides, she's yesterday's news. Who's newer? Who's black?"

Jesus, what's with that mustard number she's wearing on the right? THAT is a sign of being well dressed? I'd call it a nauseating show-off schmatta. Are you even looking at the woman? Where's the line between being "well dressed" and just being a walking mannequin for some fag lunatic fashionista asshole? Most of them hate women, and it shows.

So Kerry Washington gets a little extra publicity for herself, and this stupid, stupid PEOPLE magazine gets some added ink from all the leech newspapers that need something to print and don't want to pay anything. Sure, just pretend being voted "best dressed" in PEOPLE is newsworthy, then use all the photos (FAIR USE, FREEEEE USE).

You know what?

It's no fucking trick to be an actress going to an event, and getting to wear FREE designer clothes, fitted immaculately, in return for being able to tell fags who are shouting "Who are you wearing" who you are wearing. Or, who're you're wearing, to use the shorthand.

FUCK YOU, Kerry, though it's not your fault you got the honor. You didn't exactly campaign for it.

A bigger FUCK YOU to PEOPLE, the magazine nobody subscribes to except dentists who need something for their office. Why not choose some ordinary person (you're PEOPLE aren't you, not CELEBRiTIES) via write-ins from friends and family? As in, "Dear People, my teacher, who makes a shit salary, always dresses nicely, and coordinates her skirts and blouses so you don't realize she doesn't really have a lot of different clothes, just different ways of wearing them..."

How about going into the file of paparazzi pest-pix, and finding a dozen shots of Gwyneth or Kerry or whoever, just walking down the street, NOT trying to be noticed? The woman who isn't always walking around in ripped jeans, or with her bra strap showing, or her bra through her blouse...make HER a "best dressed" winner. It takes no great talent for a Kerry Washington to go to the fashion designer, get fitted up, then go to her stylist for her make-up, and then prance about for a photo op. I mean, not everybody is Bjork, showing up in a fucking dead swan outfit. Oh, PS to Bjork. DUCK YOU.