Monday, September 30, 2013

Halloween Hollow Head

What kind of asshole blogger baby-head would post about having bought a fatty pumpkin flavored goo to drink?

Does Mommy know you have a blog, little boy?

When the fuck are you EVER going to grow up?

This idiot blog is all about...collecting horror memorablia, ad nauseum. Ooh, cereal boxes with "Count Chocula" on them! Oh boy, comic books!

And yes..."countdown to Halloween!" So let's collect anything about pumpkins...even a picture of a noxious calorie-filled pumpkin drink. YUM!!!

What kind of a blob idiot posts shit like this? Someone who is proud of looking like a fat stupid useless idiot and posts a picture to prove it:

Yeah, I'm REAL impressed you bought a Friday the 13th t-shirt on eBay.

You must be the envy of everybody at the Retard Day Camp you attend.

I know, better these misfits have this occupational therapy, remain lost in their nerdish fog, and get enough comments from like-minded losers that they don't become violent.

Live and let a "waste of space" waste his time in the candy aisle grabbing boxes of Frankenberry cereal and skull-shaped marshmallows...or pay $20 or $30 to Eddie Munster for his autograph at a memorabilia show. Somebody's making money off a jerk like this. It's also important to know that it's better he masturbate to 8x10's of Elvira rather than assault the neighbor's sheep dog.

But really...BLOG about this?

This is supposed to be entertainment? Interesting? Dig the TITLE of his blog. The exact OPPOSITE of what it actually is.

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