Harvey Levin Sleazeball Svengali - Pied Piper of PESTS

TMZ's creepy honcho, HARVEY LEVIN, is trying not to get too angry. Good one, Harvey. Make sure you can take it as well as you dish it out. Celebrities try not to get TOO angry at you, too. But you have this habit of invading their privacy, humiliating them, and like some sick Fagin, getting an army of half-witted street thugs to do your dirty work for you.

The TMZ website and TV show regularly show these disgusting brats of yours as they gurgle and guffaw at intelligent, creative stars, make lame jokes, and follow them around airports and hound them on the street asking stupid and deliberately obnoxious questions, hoping to provoke a reaction.

Harvey Levin is scum. Harvey Levin is sleaze. Harvey Levin is a drip. Hardly content with a law practice (slimeball) or his odd fame interviewing people on "People's Court" asking their reactions to the judge's decision, Levin's dog-shit-walked his way into the prime power position of owning the go-to place for any creep with dirty photos to sell, salacious gossip or an ax to grind against a star.

TMZ...THE MONKEY ZONE...is where Harvey scratches his armpits and groin, and snickers at the tasteless jokes made by the teenagers he's hired to sit around amusing him and competing for stupidest insults and most times beginning a sentence with "DUDE...."

Harvey Levin was in a position where he could've made TMZ a kind of Snopes site...offering the truth, offering celebrities a chance to tell their side, giving people real instant entertainment news. He couldn't do that. It's one thing to run a picture of some stupid bitch attending the Oscars in her underwear...it's another to send someone to peek under her skirt, or down her blouse, or follow her into a drugstore to see if she's buying tampons, or whatever else the TMZ morons feel like doing.

Levin had the chance with TMZ to be Judge Wapner...and he couldn't even be Judge Judy. Or even Jerry Springer. Which is why he only gets creepier and creepier on camera, morphing into a true weasel in human form. Pixar should make a 3D cartoon of a lump of shit with eyes and pimply parasites festering on it and call it LARVAE LEVIN. He got off lucky with Showtime.