Who are bigger crooks? TY WARNER or TIME WARNER?

Ty Warner is a rich bastard. He's one of those scumbag weasels, one of those obnoxious greedheads, who can't EVER have enough money to waste.

There are philanthropists. There are people with a conscience like Mayor Mike Bloomberg of New York. And then there's carny scum like Ty Warner, who made his fortune with fucking BEANIE BABIES...forcing poor parents to waste their money on useless "collectible" garbage that now isn't worth a buck on eBay. You can't say NO to a child, as slimy Ty knew, and so he kept on making more...more..more.

Collect the set. No, we just made a few MORE. Buy MORE of these fucking BEANIE BABIES...

Ty Warner gloated as he slithered to the bank. And he also made sure to hide money from the taxman.

This megalomaniac dirtbag...he could be respected and beloved. Imagine if he paid his fucking taxes on the money he hid. He'd still have plenty...more than anyone would be able to use. You get to this level of wealth and what the fuck are you doing? Buying homes in three or four cities? Wasting money on expensive cars that need constant repairs? Buying $100,000 gold-plated toilets? This asshole could've funded a school (or two, or three), or helped out legitimate and worthy people struggling against fate (for example, the Boston Marathon victims who lost limbs and have no medical insurance).

No. People like this don't want to be liked. They want to be feared. Envied. They think they'll live forever if they have all the money. Mike Bloomberg ran for mayor because he thought he could do a good job, and he did. He also put his money behind causes that ignorant people couldn't even understand...like his unpopular views on gun control, or his belief that people should understand the health risks of sugary soft drinks and be reminded by having to waddle back to the counter for a second helping, rather than buy a fucking 32 ounce giant cup of the junk.

But Ty Warner? Looks like the typical psychotic "businessman," a sociopath, a pure evil monster, every bit as hideous as the rapist and the murderer. Guys like this LOVE to cheat, LOVE to abuse, and LOVE to get wealthy when it costs everyone else. He's in that scummy 1 percent with the hedge fund warthogs, and the bankers, and the mortgage brokers and the real estate shits...all of them grinning every time they score a crooked deal, hoodwink someone into signing complicated forms that make for a bad investment, or put people at their mercy in trusting them. All so they can go to a tittie bar and shove $100 into some whore's g-string, or get the $1000 front row ticket to see BROOOOSE in concert, or travel down to Bermuda for the weekend and come back with a show-off tan and simper with sloe-eyes and an asshole grin ala Paris Hilton.

What's Ty Warner done? Peddled utterly worthless shit to children...cynically created an empire built on COLLECTING crap and working mindless brats into a frenzy that forces their parents to suffer and deny themselves because the child won't and can't understand why "I want, I want" is not granted instantly.

What's it done? It's just built a new generation of ME-FIRST monsters, of soulless creeps who have an insane sense of "entitlement," and you see it all over the Internet where they pirate the movies, bully their classmates, and engage in other extremes of selfishness.

Ty Warner probably has bought enough politicians to make sure he gets no jail time. It's a bit surprising he even is paying any kind of fines. He really should talk to the Fascist Nazi scum of Google to check where he went wrong.

Or, he can check with the greedhead hemorrhoid biters of Time Warner, who keep their heads up everyone's asses and chomp away like piranha. You can NEVER pay enough if you're unfortunate enough to be a Time Warner customer. They often have monopolies in major cities, and in buildings. If you don't pay the incredibly high price for Time Warner, you get no cable TV...the best you can do is buy a contraption that will let you get an old-fashioned signal from the basic stations (NBC, ABC, CBS etc.) that you always got with an antenna. Who wants that? Time Warner even tried to keep people from watching CBS and David Letterman...arrogantly shutting off the channel and, in a mocking display of chutzpah, "as a courtesy" sticking a kiddie-movie channel in its place. Bean-counting bastards of Time Warner, whose crimes are too extensive to even list here...vs Beanie Babie bastard Ty Warner. It's a tie, and it should be around their fucking necks.