Viley Virus : Even Skanks Don't Like Her! CHER and PINK

You remember Cher? Or her ass? No, not Sonny. Her tattooed rump, which she revealed via a see-through dress. She's worn many an odd costume to gain attention.

You remember Pink? The woman who had men drinking Pepto Bismol to stop the image of her face and body causing them diarrhea? The woman famous for her garish hair and pin-cushion face?

Well, both of them are disgusted by attention-starved Miley Cyrus and her continuing campaign of excess.

Miley's followed her obnoxious twerking bullshit with a nude video for her new album, endless babble over breaking up with her stubble-faced whoever-he-is boytoy, and constant interviews in which she claims she's just just a kid and/or she's now a woman and/or she's a woman behaving like a kid and she can't help being a fuck-up. Or...

The woman even had a man/woman complain, The Bride of Furnish himself, Elton John. He calls her "a meltdown waiting to happen...who is going to stop her?"

Pink: "People can like it if they want I'm not going to buy it." Right, Pink. Besides, ALL music should be FREE! Especially the new Elton and Macca albums. Elvis Costello? His has gotten him some of his best reviews.

Cher, by the way, is out promoting her new album. Will it get good reviews from anyone who isn't gay?

One thing you have to say for her, she sings better than Miley, and maybe for some...she's even sexier. Cher IS a pro, and that's the main thing that pissed her off about Miley: "She could have come out naked, and if she'd just rocked the house, I would have said, 'You go, girl.' It just wasn't done well. She can't dance, her body looked like hell, the song wasn't great, one cheek was hanging out. And, chick, don't stick out your tongue if it's coated."

A parting shot from Cher: "If you're going to go that far, then think about it before you do it."

Yeah, I added the "caption" to the photo. It was the only way to make the image tolerable. I'd like to grab that stupid bint's tongue and pull it down like a window shade and have it snap into her fucking uvula and make her permanently sound like Rod Stewart.