Stupid Woman Writes Book: Amanda Lindhout (White girls just wanna get fucked...part two)

Hey dumb cunt Amanda Lindhout, did you get an advance for your book?

Or did you tell the publisher to just print it up and give it away?

Or did you suggest that everyone in the office gang rape you, and as long as you were released unharmed...they could have the book for nothing?

AMANDA LINDHOUT's book is, I guess, supposed to be a vicarious thrill...read about the damsel in distress...sexually assaulted by black men...tortured...mmmm, yeah, that's good reading!

Otherwise, what's the point of the book if not to titillate with B&D and S&M? 50 Shades of Blacks on the white girl on Somalia?

Otherwise, Reader's Digest could condense the book's message in one paragraph:

Don't be STUPID. Stay the FUCK out of Somalia and other ingrate monkey countries. There's plenty for you to do back home.

Take a look at that asshole 2009 photo of Amanda and her moronic boyfriend, happily back from Somalia...looking like a pair of brainless turds...the fucking Burka, that pubic hair beard.

Somalia, home of the monkeys who call themselves 'Pirates' and attack white people's ships. Never dare do it to a Muslim or Arab boatload of oil.

Somalia, where there's no law, no birth control, and the place is just a fucking zoo.

So do-gooder Amanda, with no idea, no plan, no real knowledge of the place, decides to go in there. Christ, better she should volunteer at the London Zoo and clean shit out of a monkey cage.

SHe had previously been in Iraq, where she had been taken hostage! Not long enough. She wanted more. Gosh Amanda, you are far more adventurous than the average Essex bint who habitually ends up with drugs in her drink, banged by chavs from the local bar.

Somalia. No real government in two decades, despite the nominal President of the country, Hassan Sheikh Mohamud (three lovely names).

Amanda and her idiot friend were kidnapped August, 2008. The Somali monkeys weren't too spiritual about what they wanted from the white girl. They raped her again and again. And they told her they wanted her to raise three million dollars. Knowing al Qaeda and religion is part of this, the couple offered to convert! Amanda's friend Brennan grew an idiotic beard, and she cloaked herself modestly (any time they let her get dressed). This didn't do much good. At one point the Muslim maniacs put a knife to Amanda's throat and drove her to where it seemed she was going to be put to death. But hey, that's only used on Jews. Suitably scared, she called home screaming for ransom money. Apparently fucking her was getting boring. How many months can you gang-bang the same white woman?

How many chapters about this do you suppose are in the book, ready to titillate fat British housewives?

Eventually Amanda and her dimwit friend tried an escape...jumping from a window down a street and into a mosque. Amazingly, a helpful Mosque-witz handed Brennan a gun. What holy house of worship in Africa wouldn't have guns?? But Brennan, good and noble white man, wouldn't use the gun. So he and Amanda were taken prisoner again, beaten, and once more subjected to just what they deserve for trying to help nasty, heathen psychopaths with brains burned out by the sun.

November 2009, Amanda's family raised as much money as they could, and the Somalian apes decided it's better to take the money than keep feeding Brennan and fucking Amanda. "I was beaten and I was tortured," Amanda declared. "It was an extremely, extremely difficult situation."

Also difficult...Brennan wrote a book before she did. The two no longer speak. HER book comes out in a week and her "extremely difficult situation" is now going to amuse idiotic females who will turn the pages with chocolate-stained fingers, stuffing sweets into their mouths after every lurid paragraph, and wondering for themselves how simply ghastly, how simply awful, being pawed by real chocolate-fingers might be. Sensible people will avoid the book and Amanda's appearances on the telly, knowing she brought it all on herself by being so incredibly stupid.

The days of Albert Schweitzer are over. All that a well-meaning Brit can expect is savagery, gang-rape, acid in the face, extortion, or a beheading for being a Christian Infidel who doesn't believe in the kindly Mohammed and the adorable religion of Islam.