White Girls Just Wanna Get FUCKED by Arabs, Part One

Well, well, look at Assad's piece of ASS.

Look who's bumped the endless DODI FUCKS DIANA story off the front page.

Who knew?

Those pious Muslims, those lovable Islam folk who have a "fine religion" of tolerance, peace and good will...the ones that gas children, behead Jews, go berserk murdering other Muslims who don't quite wash their feet enough times a day....they like white trophy wives.

How often do we hear about a dictator who imports Las Vegas showgirls, who bribes a white movie star for a weekend of sex, or who marries a white woman? Not often enough.

It's really hard to keep track of Arab atrocities, that's the main reason.

You name the shit-stained tract of sand and the urine-faced maniac with the fried-egg brain that runs it...and you could spend all week totaling up the hypocrisy and the atrocities. Libya, Iraq, Iran, Egypt...it took a while to get back around to sick-o Syria...and then, only because asshole Assad apparently decided that Napalming hundreds of school children would be a lot of fun.

Just WHY did he kill hundreds of kids? Just so Secretary of State Kerry would have some ammunition to give to the world? Who knows. Dictators are soooooo funny! They do the craziest things!

Meanwhile, Mrs. Assad happily goes on shopping sprees. Hilarious.

The poor people of these stupid Arab nations blame everything on Jews? On Americans? On the British? It seems only a small percentage of them want to rebel against their obviously corrupt, fat and obnoxious leaders. If that happens, if they manage to create chaos to the point where thousands lay dying in the street...they only show that they aren't any better by turning around and fingerfucking white female American reporters, shooting British photographers, and setting fire to some churches.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Assad buys chandeliers and lots of goodies.

And the Assad brat enthusiastically gets on line and says "BRING IT ON!" to Obama.

Well, of course. What if that little brat ends up hanging upside down from a burnt-out palace with his fucking face smashed flat? The world would scream. Muslim fuck-heads would blow up pizza parlors all over the world. Never mind the hundreds of innocent kids Assad destroyed a week earlier.

And let's not mention that along with sick and twisted Camel-dung scumbags in power in the Middle East...that there's ALWAYS a bunch of sicker, more twisted, greedy, soul-less white women ready to throw themselves on a bed and say "Allah Allah Oxen...you're FREE to RAVAGE ME...."

No surprise that the worst and sickest pornographers and romance writers are British women. 50 shades of Shit-Head is what they are. But Mrs. Asshole Assad has to laugh, because she need not be literate. She need not write about her fantasies. She can live them. She can lie face down in bed every night while Assad shoves fist-fulls of hummus up her ass. She can groan with delight taking a camel's leg from hoof to knotty knee into her infidel twat. She can shampoo with yak piss and then crawl naked across the palace floor to suck that rolled up Harrods Gift Certificate off her husband's dinky dick. She'd call that a mild night.

You wonder what the average poverty-stricken Islamic brown-skin woman thinks as the great Assad and his white wifey parade around, showing off all they got thanks to Putin, and thanks to American oil companies. We wonder at this very moment what the fuck is going to happen in Syria, knowing that there are two kinds of Arabs...rich crafty ones, and superstitious ignorant ones...both homicidal.

What should be happening in civilized countries is this: production of wind-generated power and other sources of power that don't involve the fucking Middle East.