We check in with Kim Kardashian on Syria?
David Beckham and his Spice Slut go on "Meet the Press" to discuss space technology?
Stepin Bucket...as in, run a few extra steps than is legal and dump a basketball into a bucket. Big deal.
Yeah, Dennis the Menace was just a MORON who ran around in his underwear on a basketball court. He had more tattoos. He looked uglier. He was one of about 40 that Madonna fucked.
Oh yes, he also had more shit on his lips. Nobody want to get too close. What's that below his nose? A pin cushion? A pair of diseased slugs some scientist fastened together with pins?
Dennis Rodman was not then and is not now worth dogshit on the sidewalk to most on this planet.
After retirement he only became more of a garish clown for attention, wearing dresses, dying his hair, turning up on talk shows to preen an posture.
He was laughed AT, never laughed with, which is why he couldn't even be a Harlem Globetrotter. Those guys are funny. And they can play basketball.
So what's Rodman up to lately? He prances around in North Korea
It's the interracial Laurel and Hardy act, only it's not too funny. Because the goon in North Korea kills people. Puts them in front of a firing squad.
The goon in North Korea wants to fire missiles at the Japanese. And everyone else.
But to a shit-for-brains millionaire clown like Dennis Rodman, this is all a game. All he knows is people follow him around smiling and laughing and clapping. He told everyone he was FRIENDS with this fat goon in North Korea, and some actually thought he could be some kind of ambassador or envoy. Hey, if Kim has a thing for black basketball players...since he's such a fat puddle of glutenous rice...MAYBE he'll stop threatening to blow everyone's heads off...
Nope. The fat goon is just using stupid Dennis Rodman. He loves to see this big black basketball player jump through hoops. Dennis Rodman is Kim Jong-un's DOG. That's right. It's just like some pimp having a skanky ho' on his arm, or a huge Doberman on a leash. It just depends on whether dimwit Rodman is wearing a dress or a suit.
Rodman...an ignorant stupid foul-mouthed has-been.
He was once Stepin Bucket, just another show-off who could stuff a basketball into a hoop because he was tall.
Now he's Stepin Shit. Every time he steps outside.
STAY HOME, ROTTEN MAN. Enjoy your drugs. Go fuck a St. Bernard of either gender. Just stay out of the real world, a world YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN, clown!
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