PUTIN ON THE TITS : GAY RUSSIA PROTESTS

RUSSIA...the all-time champ among oppressive, nasty, anti-freedom countries.

Vlad Putin is especially tough on women and gays. He figures they're easy targets. Go throw PUSSY RIOT in jail, and when he gets away with that...approves of a strangely-worded new "law" that would give his KGB power to toss gays in jail...a law that's led many to consider boycotting the Winter Olympics in Russia.

An artist made fun of Putin...via a bit of stereotypical artwork (heterosexuals are more likely to be transvestites than gays). The artist has fled the country!

Putin with tits? And a gay boyfriend who isn't Steven Seagal? Some gays, ready to risk a homo-grom, took to the streets with protest signs. A few stayed to face Putin's troops, and some were beaten off.

But seriously, fucks, are we JUST beginning to wake up because some obscure rock chicks got locked up and Pooty-Poot (to use Dubya's actual nickname for him) doesn't like the idea of gay marriage?

Well, let's take a look at the big picture, which isn't limited to a vagina, or a dick that just came out of a guy's ass.

RUSSIA KILLS.

RUSSIA HAS ALWAYS KILLED.

THE ONLY COUNTRIES THEY LIKE ARE ONES THAT WILL DO THEIR KILLING FOR THEM. LIKE SYRIA.

Pogroms. Gulags. Ethnic cleansing.

They also are very comfortable saying things like "WE WILL BURY YOU." Some have forgotten Nikita already?

This is a country that also has the power and skill to take someone out in YOUR country. Maybe even in a restaurant YOU have visited. And it gets pretty spooky when YOUR government doesn't do much about it. Take the case of Alexander Litvinenko, poisoned with radioactive polonium-210 while drinking tea at the Millennium Hotel in Mayfair.

Putin still has Pussy Riot girls in jail. Artists are afraid to paint and singers are afraid to sing. He assures the world, "Russia has adopted the law banning propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations among minors," but that doesn't mean he'll throw someone in jail for painting a picture, or singing a song bout gay love, or writing an essay suggesting that gay marriage might not be the end of the world. As to the latter, Vlad let this slip: "Russia is going through hard times in terms of demographics. And we are more interested in full-fledged families and more children."

Meanwhile, the latest crisis remains SYRIA, where minors have been murdered by chemicals. There's no question, from the way he looks and dresses, that Putin is not only a demon, he could likely be that 'devil with the blue dress on' that Mitch Ryder once sang about. And from his vehement hatred of Pussy Riot and his recent divorce, it's no stretch of the anus to suggest he's always been homosexual. So, out of denial, he goes after gays to try and throw people off. Butt we know...the man he most admires is a DIC-tator named ASSad!