Blair Underwood is shit. RAYMOND BURR is IRONSIDE

This should have been the scene at NBC:

Fuck this reverse-racist SACRILEGE.

This is the big NBC Fall Season hope? A re-make of IRONSIDE?

What the fuck is going on? You take an iconic TV series that was a success only because of Raymond Burr...and have the fucking nerve to make it a creaking vehicle for this Blair Underwood asshole?

Because you want to trade in on the fame of "IRONSIDE" as generated by a really iconic actor?

Because you can't even come up with a concept for this asshole Blair Underwood in the easiest genre on TV? He could've been a one-legged cop, huh? Half-paralyzed and limping? Maybe he's got a missing hand? He could just stand up and be a man and let's see who's watching the great Blair Underwood!

FUCKING LAME.

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME!

This is an outrage. A fucking OUTRAGE. I met Raymond Burr, spoke to him for a while. Listened to his stories in a room full of celebs. It was a real honor, privilege and thrill. He was a dynamic presence. On his two long-running TV shows, "Perry Mason" and "Ironside," he did very little physically. It was his voice, his eyes. He was one of the few (Orson Welles would be another) who could play a character totally in close-up.

Is it possible for Blair Fucking Underwood to show his acting chops by being filmed only from the neck up? Let's see him star as "The Head in a Suitcase." He's a spy, see, only he's been blown to bits (literally, by Madonna, hungry not just to suck off black cock but eat the whole body). When there's a tough case (of gonorrhea, for example) they take out the suitcase. And there's the great Blair Underwood, or, Detective Suitcase, as he's known.

Detective Suitcase must use his sense of smell and taste to solve the crime.

I doubt he could do it, because any show with him would stink of bad taste. But for an hour, he can show a lotta "attitude" and be black, black, black! And really, with the media pandering to the increasing Black (over)population, as we see with Jay-Z and Beyonce and most every movie having to star Will Smith or co-star Morgan Freeman, is anything more needed? Like a decent story, decent acting, or anything except some scowling pseudo-Kanye?

But instead of making it on his own, this fucking Blair Underwood and NBC are ghouls stepping on Raymond Burr's grave and using a shovel to dig up and re-use the name "Ironside."

FUCKING SHAME.

SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME