SYRIA....AND WHAT WILL ROGERS SAID...

"Diplomacy," Will Rogers said, "is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

And then when you find the rock...look how nice the doggie is:

I don't know what a profound student of world affairs like Nicholas Payne would say about this. You don't want to knock on the bathroom door to ask, as Mr. Full of Shit is in there just about 24/7.

But most normal people might well ask, "Hmmm...didn't Assad say he had no chemical weapons? Didn't he say he wasn't responsible for any chemical attacks on anyone? Didn't he say at one time that chemical weapons were only used by the rebels? And didn't he say any graphic pictures of dead children were propaganda from the United States, who actually are the perpetrators?

It's hard to keep track of the lies of a dung-faced greedy psycho dictator who is balls-deep in Putin's mouth.

It does seem that Obama's threats paid off. For now, all's forgotten. Including the fact that Assad's had chemical weapons all along.

It's funny, we go to see some fucking James Bond movie, and believe anything and everything in it, about power-mad lunatics and weapons of mass destruction, and double-crossers and agents working both sides. But in the real world? It's "Fuck Off Obama" and "Leave Saddam Alone, He Had No Weapons of Mass Destruction" and "Putin is not evil" and on and on.

Then later we find out the horrific atrocities of murder and sexual sadism that Saddam and Khaddaffy and all the rest of them were responsible for. We've also read about the psycho-sexual antics of CEO's at Google and Amazon, and the greed and lust of Julian Assange. All's well that end's well, huh? Nice, nice Assad. Good Assad. You just get rid of those chemical weapons you never had, promise you DID get rid of them, and all's forgiven. Next time you want to off a few hundred innocent children, do it the Kim Jung-un way...firing squad and machine guns. We ALL love machine guns. Only chemical weapons are bad. Too, uh....farty!