Newscaster's Mugging...Just a Homo Homeless Tiff

A broadcaster at "All News" radio station WINS was reported mugged. Afternoon man Brian Carey was found with a broken jaw and his wallet stolen. Considering he lives in a low-crime area, with high traffic, this was not only bad news for Carey, but disturbing for anyone in the neighborhood.

How disgusting that he might not even be able to give the news for months, till his jaw healed. Worse, the radio station, like so many these days, doesn't have a big talent pool when it comes to the simple tasking of reading news copy. His replacement would likely be a Valley Girl bitch with an abrasive whine, to grindingly nasal male, or a heavily accented ethnic.

WINS also has commercial interruptions every two minutes, with even more abrasive "pay attention to my voice" assholes, ones hawking window replacement or hair replacement or who knows what's next, toupees for bald window sills -- some kind of Chia Pet deal.

Pity turns muttering "false alarm, what's WRONG with you!" It turns out Carey was NOT an innocent victim of a frightening random attack. He's just a moron who has a thing for homeless black guys. It's a "Looking for chocolate covered Mr. Goodbar," gay edition. Too bad about Carey's broken jaw, but when he takes back this lunatic who probably hates getting sucked off by white guys just for pizza or a place to sleep, the back door will do.