90% of the acts stink. Boring off-key kids. Magicians who bought giant boxes that shills obviously hide in. Ugly blobs with "beautiful" voices. Idiot dancers imitating robots. Self-important rappers.
And what happens when, in the course of an hour, there's actually ONE act that gets your attention? Let's see...
OH...this 43 year-old mother of two is athletic! This has my attention....
HEY!
The pole dancer is ONLY GETTING 90 seconds. FAT BLOB Dawn French takes up enough time "voting" on each act. SHOW THE DANCER, NOT THE FAT-FACE!
Ah...finally...
NO!
Why the FUCK do I want to see a dark blurry shot of idiots in the audience??
This is a VISUAL act and I'm MISSING IT!
Go back and SHOW THE DANCER!
Good, and please do NOT cut away after 15 seconds.
Don't break the spell..
DO NOT show me the incompetent and annoying "host" JULIA MORRIS reacting from the wings...
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