The Media's Definition of HILARIOUS is not mine

Journalism, an almost obsolete profession, has been replaced by practical jokes, thrill seeking and "news" about brat-cunt nitwits like Miley Cyrus.

Half the time, newspaper reporting is simply, "Hey, go look at what we found on YouTube!"

Like this:

What is so fucking HILARIOUS about somebody working hard, at minimum wage, who either lost his job because of an accident, or lost hundreds and hundreds of dollars?

WHAT, I say again, is SO FUCKING FUNNY?

If you're going to headline something as funny, how about this? THIS gave me a smile!

An asshole who has to make up for his tiny penis size by shooting birds out of the sky and blasting them as they nibble on food on the ground...has been SHOT by another ASSHOLE. Hey, that's funny to ME. One less asshole who has leisure time for cruelty.

The hard working person who was having to stack fucking bottles for a living, and saw them crash and break? Not so funny to me.

Come now, the second story is pure slapstick. It's a Warner Bros. cartoon. Imagine Elmer Fudd stupid enough to stand up in a boat, trying to take aim on Daffy Duck who is happily floating around on a lake. Elmer starts to slip, his legs going a hundred miles an hour, and his giant pop-gun goes off, and...Yosemite Sam gets shot in the head, his face blackened and smoke billowing out of his ears. HILARIOUS!

So let's change that second headline!