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Had enough?

Too fucking bad. This is the 21st GAGA GAGA GAY GAY GAY GAGA GAGA GAGA GAY GAY GAY Century. Entertainment involves a skanky witch re-cycling Madonna's music. It means pandering to GAYS. Because we all know, any guy who sticks his tongue up another guy's ass, and also loves the taste of semen, HAS to be tasteful and HAS to know what's art, what's sexy and what's important in the world. Maybe you remember a time when gays were actually giving the world something to think about (Oscar Wilde, Tennessee Williams, Pavel Tchelitchew, Tchaikovsky...just to randomly recall writers, artists and musicians). Now the preening idiot gays are just out for tricks. They're into superficial idiot fashion, they're all about making spectacles of themselves with garishness and shrill cries of "we're here and we're queer," and their glee is rotten TV shows like 'Glee' and for pushing nauseating no-talents onto the pop charts, from Boy George to George Michael to cruddy Lady Gaga and to Cher who hasn't sung decently or chosen a worthy song since she became a gay icon in the 70's.

Lady Gaga goes into some gay club (oh, RESTRICTED...you can imagine the gays being tolerant of a straight in there...NOT). And she strips and makes a ridiculous fool of herself.

She doesn't realize how much gay men laugh at her and secretly hate her. SHE thinks that they worship her skinny dickless ugly frame. No, they don't. As they DO with all their icons, they secretly enjoy how unnatural, unfeminine and boyish and ridiculous the star is. The women they admire most are the ones that can be imitated by drag queens. In other words, gays like women who resemble MEN in some grotesque way. They admire women who have skinny mannish bodies and haircuts (Judy Garland, Edith Piaf). They admire women who are loud (Ethel Merman) and effeminate and pushy (Bette Midler) or grotesque parodies of beauty (Joan Crawford in old age) or sexless sour damaged goods (Bette Davis in old age).

Some gay guy looks at Lady Gaga and you know what he's thinking: "YOU are making a fool of yourself needing so much attention from GAYS, Fag Hag! You throw yourself at superior GAY MEN who wouldn't go near that fishy VAGINAL CAVITY of yours! Go ahead, pander to us, and show us how you don't have a penis. Poor sick girl, are you acting out some twisted psychodrama of penis envy? You desperately thrive on OUR jeery cheers of you for being a campy wreck...and maybe pretend we're straight guys who want to have sex with you...which is something straight guys do NOT want from you!

The balloon caption? Can you really deny that this is what Mr. Homo is thinking? The Tweet is REAL.

Women who are really ugly and skanky don't think they have many choices. They have to get drunk, be slutty, and just throw themselves at anyone who, for whatever reason, will pay attention to them. This "Lady Gaga" monster really does need all the paint and make-up and wigs and costume she can find, to make herself into ANYTHING worth a second look.

Christ does she have an ugly face.

She also has a gawky, crappy body, and unless she grows hair on that flat lump of cod she has for an ass, even GAYS don't really want to look.

Sorry.

If you're not a tween who likes Bieber and Viley Birus. If you're not black and into hip-hop. If you're not GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY....

Then the entertainment world really doesn't have much to offer you.