Freak Face BRUCE JENNER ends it with Media Whore KRIS JENNER

This has to be the shock of the year...

Bruce Jenner simply announced his split with Kris, and did it on somebody else's show. Bruce actually despises Kris so much now, that he wouldn't let the world's biggest media whore turn the separation into a weekly soap opera for "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." That's a serious, serious surprise.

Thus ends the most famous lesbian marriage of all time...the ultra feminine-faced freaky plastic-surgery victim Bruce and the more harsh-looking dyke-dream money-grubbing milf (MOM I'D LIKE to FORGET) krazy Kris Kardouchebag.

Bruce says he's now free to do what he wants to do. That would include spending 48 straight hours in a car wash trying to remove all traces of Kardashian stink from his body. And this is hard when most of his skin is hard plastic. The stench includes all that cheap perfume merch that Kris and her unholy three fuck-holes-to-the-blacks have tossed into low-end department stores.

Bruce is now 67, and free to marry for the fourth time. I hope he chooses someone who is a better physical match...a rubber "real feel" sex doll from China, maybe.

He married Kreepy Kris back in 1991, a mere one month after she cashed in on her meal ticket, being the trophy wife of high-profile lawyer-weasel Bob Kardashian, who was a member of the "Dream Team" that dreamed up ways to get murderer O.J. Simpson free. She's 57, and probably getting set to trawl Harlem or Somalia for some outrageous new boyfriend, hoping for more reality show glory. She is probably wearing Depends as she gets into fuck-shape by jamming a wad of estrogen-laced vaseline up her twisted twat every day. When nothing leaks into her Depends, she'll be camera-ready to start fucking a succession of gruesomes that will appall and thrill white trash TV watchers all throughout America's red states.

Bruce? Well, to be fair, before the jerk got caught up in being famous for having three shit-head step daughters and a whorey wife, people felt a bit sorry for his botched plastic surgery, and his failure to be like Bob Richards (of Wheaties cereal box fame) or Bob Mathias, or other Olympic athletes who became role models and mentors. It's just hard to go to schools and talk about fair play and manly sportsmanship when you look like a vain woman because you had the ridiculous vanity to get your face done while still young. Hopefully this idiot will enjoy the time he has left...and WE won't have to hear about it. Because whatever he is so desperate to do is probably something awful.

Kris and her slut daughters have been role models for bad behavior for a long time, so they'll cuntinue without Bruce. Let's have no worry that "reality TV" will not continue to painfully remind us that there are grotesque, stupid and selfish people in the world with no taste and manners. Like some failed attempt at integration or assimilation, we see that rather than being inspired to do better, learn manners, expose oneself to the arts and to culture, and aspire to talk well and dress well, the Kardouchian Bags have been role models in destroying culture, promoting porn videos and any form of self-absorbed attention getting, dumbing down to the level of a ghetto cockroach, and talking and dressing like crack whores.