Sarah Palin: Stupid, Obnoxious, Violent, Heartless...and PROUD OF IT

Oh here's "Mama Grizzly" herself, the trashiest media whore in all of politics: Sarah Palin.

What the FUCK is this beauty contest winner up to now?

Oh. She killed a defenseless animal with a rifle. Wow, that took talent, huh? That, and a dumb sadistic mind, a preening sense of self, a nasty disregard for God's creatures, and the kind of toxic ego not seen in any kind of female world leader since Countess Bathory.

You see, Piers Morgan is literate, and intelligent, and capable of putting a few sentences together without sound like a fool. That makes a pretty-girl dunce like Palin awfully bitchy, snarky and jealous. So the best way to get even is to go shoot a bear. Then smugly declare that being cruel to animals is more important than appearing on his show and coming off like a birdbrain.

Sarah Palin is an embarrassment to America, an embarrassment to Republicans, and embarrassment to John McCain, and even an embarrassment to a rubber douche bag. There has seldom been a more ridiculous and infantile idiot in the world of politics. The reason for this is that a million tea-baggers will buy whatever book or feminine hygiene product she'd care to throw around. Despite her scandals of being stupid, of the "bridge to nowhere," of her spending an awful lot of money on clothes that were supposed to go to more important aspects of her vice-presidential campaign, she's been the Teflon Twat. Whatever happens, she just smiles her perky smile and a lot of people grin like beavers. Never say that being "just another pretty face" isn't going to get you anywhere except a lead in a bukkake porn video.

Darrell Hammond, the SNL guy who imitated Clinton, Gore and the heartless monster Dick Cheney, admitted that when Palin turned up for a guest spot, he couldn't believe how attractive she was. Why, who knows, if she'd been around in Nazi Germany in 1944, Sarah could've married Hitler and maybe walked Jews to the ovens and gas chambers like the Pied Piper. "Oy...that shiksa is GORGEOUS. I would die for her." "Yeah, Hymie, you will!"

I'll be honest, and I'll tell you that when John McCain and Rudy Giuliani introduced her at the Republican Convention, I was impressed. Wow...attractive and sassy! I thought McCain had made a brilliant choice...a WOMAN candidate with a lot of charisma. I had not ruled out voting for McCain at that time. But...Palin spoke for more than a few minutes. And within a few hours...within a few days...it was obvious that Sarah Palin had no business running anything but maybe a girl's soccer team in Alaska. A team that might end up plagued by the scandal of fixed games, rampant favoritism, and not understanding that nobody is supposed to be wearing baseball gloves.

Spunky Sarah will tell you she LIKES to kill animals. You betcha. She likes to wear fur. You betcha. She's proud of being opinionated, narrow-minded, intolerant, unworldly and uneducated. She's a nothing who was foolishly plucked from nowhere (half a term as governor of a state that's full of whale blubber, ice, frozen-hearted jerks and corruption) and given a chance to be a leader. She failed at being respected for her mind, but she succeeded at becoming a "Celebrity" because of her looks. She's the Kim Kardashian of politics...somebody who is famous only for her "look," and has absolutely no skill, talent or common sense. All she really has is a greedy, continuing need to bathe in the spotlight...which helps erase her moral stink.

Anyone who has a heart will be disgusted by you, Sarah, with that preening, witless, obnoxious photo of yourself standing over a dead bear. Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, if she isn't killed by a dumbass egotist and coward with a rifle. What's worse is you, Sarah, you shit on America. You soil it. You are a mockery to its ideals of freedom and fairness and tolerance. The British Piers Morgan is more of a true American in spirit than you are.