Graffiti Asshole Gets the Front Page - Bad Behavior Rewarded Again

Oh, there's no shortage of "infante terribles," is there. All you need is the arrogance to spray paint a wall, prance around half naked, or just stick out your tongue.

BANKSY has to be laughing all the way to the bank, as the most lurid newspaper in America, the N.Y. Post, stoops to elevate an artsy-fartsy asshole to some kind of Robin Hood. GET BANKSY???

Do you believe this? The Post Pussies have outdone themselves. The editors used to cover crimes with the kind of zeal Dr. Mengele showed in carving up Jews. Remember the headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar?" Now it's more likely to be the latest idiocy from Kim Kunt-douchian. But...the entire fucking POST cover is pure gossip and stupidity...trumpeting a column by their favorite nose-up-someone's-ass gossip pussy (Richard Johnson)...and the earth-shaking news that the cops might give BANKSY a slap on the wrist if they ever find him.

Right, the good thing about being a Brit twit like this, is that BANKSYS can skip out to the airport and go back to Blighty any fucking time he wants, and pay no fine, and just pack his duffel with all the hilarious headlines he's gotten for being a witless paint-smearing pig.

The asshole has managed to be "elusive" for five years or more. In 2008, his hometown Daily Fail conducted "an exhaustive, yearlong investigation” to suggest that Banksy MIGHT be a pussy named Robin Gunningham, from that useless town of Bristol. Taking a cue from the rest of the clods, wogs, chafed chavs and drooling rhesus monkeys with spray paint, he started "dabbling in street art" at 16. He's now about 56, they assume. How does he make his money? How does he hire a fucking truck to drive through Manhattan streets with stuffed animals that are some cartoonish light-headed depiction of animals going to a slaughterhouse? How does he get accomplices to help him spray paint idiot silhouettes and other shit on public buildings?

And most importantly, how'd he like a 12 ounce can of spray paint shoved up his ass and then exploded so that his fucking insides are all black? How'd he like his teeth knocked out and a one-way ticket back home shoved down his throat?

If you're going to be a provocateur, at least have some talent. At least have something to say. But self-promoting greedhead art posturers like BANKSY are only in it to call attention to themselves or their "tag." No, it doesn't matter to BANKSY if people see his stupid face or not. He's such a wimpy girl he giggles to himself every time he reads BANKSY in a newspaper, and titters as he somehow parlays this notoriety into money that his fairy princess Cameron probably doesn't tax, because if he did pay taxes, and declare what he does for a living, everyone would know who BANKSY is, where to find him...and he'd be in jail where be belongs, getting spray painted with Muslim sperm for being an infidel terrible.