Jo Brand? That's what Great Britain worries about now?

Let's stamp out all traces of the great British Humor Tradition! Oooh, look what veteran comic JO BRAND said. She JOKED about a ROYAL...

First off, how can anyone in the U.K. NOT LIKE Jo Brand? She's built like a cow. That reflects British women today, and the growing (like a butterball) number of obese young ladies blobbing up the countryside. She's also practically an institution, like Bedlam, so be grateful she's still alive.

The big new star in comedy is still Kate Millican. She's too lame to even think up a fairly feeble pun on somebody named Cutsem, and prefers housewife hack jokes...but everyone roars, because she's EVERY-BLOB, and how wonderfully she mirrors the populace. Female and under 40, she has a figure dumpier than female impersonator Dame Edna twice her age. And in pop music? Not everyone loves Katy Perry but they ALL ADORE ADELE. So, as they say in India, leave the cows alone!

Somehow, the fat's in the fire over a quip? You take what a comic says seriously?? About THE ROYALS?

What next? What if Jonathan Woss wemembers Lady Diana and sadly says, "I still gwieve for Diana. All she wanted was someone to wove. And she had the wog puwwed fwom under her." Ooh, can't say that Diana was ridiculously throwing herself at Pakis, Indians, Arabs and anyone who looked like he shaved with hummus in the morning.

A leader in the country of good taste, where tabloids are NEVER rude, calls attention to a joke that would be forgotten by now?

Yeah, yeah, we all know the truth here. Anna Sour-berry is just sticking a jab in on behalf of Boris Johnson, the REAL COMEDIAN of the U.K. He's jealous if anyone gets off a good one, since he's basically into sight gags. Just look at his face.

What is truly remarkable here, is that Anna Sour-berry is the DEFENSE MINISTER. Things going ok otherwise, Anna? As you ride your cotton pony of cranky red rage, do you notice how drug dealers are ruining even some quiet and rural towns in the U.K.? Do you notice how the Paki mobs and the white trash chavs and the poppy-growing Arab scum are rotting the minds of your people? What are YOU doing in defense of this? Watching a fat cow tell a bad joke?

Maybe Jo Brand shouldn't be working at all, right? Then she'd REALLY reflect your nation. Throw another aging white woman out of work and encourage the immigration of more psychotic non-Christians who'll bomb your churches, take over neighborhoods with their ingrate intolerance, point everyone toward Mecca or behead them in the street, and burn out the chip shops and replace them with mosques that hypocritically talk about peace while fomenting war.

Forget about a dumb chops 'em snorts 'em joke that Jo Brand could've hung on most any celebrity...and consider that laughing at a useless ROYAL is not your main priority in this dangerous world of poor economy and homicidal religious fanatics. Jo is JO-KING...while you're QUEEN is do-nothing, and you've got a prince who is to England what Mickey Mouse is to America...just a tourist symbol.

P.S., Mickey Mouse has never partied naked in Las Vegas. He was asked to drop his pants but he said, "Who'd give a rat's ass?"