Beckham's TITS and Robin Thick's COCK? This is your idea of entertainment news?
I don't care what Victoria Beckham's boobies look like...she's a boring, stupid useless herring-gut. Remember Twiggy, the tit-less wonder? Audrey Hepburn? You don't have to have great boobs to be interesting and attractive. Mr and Mrs. Beckham are, in fact, just plain boobs. I don't wish them ill, as much as I wish anyone and everyone who still thinks they are important, to...get flushed down a sewer and DIE.
As for Robin Thicke...good for him, he's apparently married to some flabby-twat who can't feel anything unless it's oversized. What's she do when she walks down the street, squat on a fire hydrant and start twerking?
Wifey told the press that Robin is a good sized dick. Well, we know he's a dick, that's for sure. She didn't give an exact measurement, but if he was really big, he could plug up her mouth and keep her from drooling to the press about him.
Robin, if you want to really impress the world, shove your dick in Viley Virus's mouth and keep it there till she swallows her own tongue and needs to be in hospital for nine months. After that, she can give birth to a giant foreskin.
Enough with Victoria the Tit Mouse and Robin the Dick. And gee, in your prurient interest in body parts of the famous, how did you leave out KANYE the ASSHOLE? Have your choice, the sphincter in his butt, or the anus-shaped lips on his face. Either end is more famous than Vesuvius, and erupts a lot more often.
Whatever happened to writing about an artist's talent? Oh...let's try and FIND an artist who has any....
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