Baby Hope's SUPERSTAR SISTER - Babymaker Castillo

HOLD THAT FRONT PAGE!

There we go! It's Baby Hope's SISTER!

Jesusa Christa, Superstar.

Let's all feel good!

After all, this is the girl who...

...was too stupid to go find her sister.

All she did was chitter to someone that she had a sister that disappeared. An ALERT person who overheard this, put the pieces together and called the cops.

But forget about that citizen who had brains and took the time to call the cops.

Let's feel good about the girl who, like her Mama, did nothing to find her sister.

Oh, treasure our new front page superstar!

Give her a million bucks to tell her story in detail.

Like mama, like daughter. She's got THREE KIDS already, so another SIX is very likely. Mama had nine. Or ten? Or is it eleven counting the one that was raped and murdered because Mama was too busy breeding her illegals to actually care for them all. Oops, one in the litter got killed. QUE LASTIMA!

Do I find any good news here? OK, they caught the wetback who raped and killed, and who knows how many other girls he assaulted in his stinking life? Great, he worked as a dishwasher somewhere. At least he wasn't on welfare, right?

More good news? Gotta give a shout out to the police sketch artist who, with nothing but a rotted face to work with, came up with a pretty good likeness of what "Baby Hope" might look like as a disoriented teen who might be alive and taken in by some loving family somewhere. Compare her police sketch to her sister's mug:

Meanwhile, as the press amuses its readers with this heartwarming story that one of two sisters didn't get raped and murdered...let's remember the big picture here...which is that overbreeding idiots are destroying the world and destroying each other in the process, and taking care of their own is not much of a priority. This is the animal world, where rape and murder is just part of every day life. Why deny the obvious child.

"Baby Hope" is an apt name, as you HOPE that the child will be taken care of by a family, but the odds are that it won't. Then the HOPE becomes that you can at least put a name on a tombstone.

Now the attention of the reporters shifts to Mama (temporarily replacing the "tanning mom" and Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan) and most especially to...Baby Hope's big sister. Superior skin and blister. IS THAT SO SURPRISING NOWADAYS?

Pretty quick to bounce three from her box...she's on course to get to ten, maybe even a DOZEN! You go, Girl! If you can't take care of 'em all, just ask Tio Sam to write you some welfare checks and guide you into a bigger subsidized apartment. If one of them goes missing...just find somebody or other and get back into bed and pop out a replacement.