Ronan Farrow hates Woody Allen and Wants to be Anderson Cooper

You can never be too cynical.

All that blab last week from Mama Mia Farrow about her lovely Ronan MAYBE being the love child of Sinatra?

VERY good publicity. All the newspapers were amused, and all of them were quick to dig up pictures of Ronan looking remarkably like Sinatra (at certain angles). Hmmm...a metrosexual-looking fellow, famous overprotective Mom, instant recognition factor...LET'S MAKE HIM A STAR just like Gloria Vanderbilt's gay son Anderson Cooper.

Nepotism is so good! It doesn't matter if you have any credentials...if you've already got a silver spoon in your mouth, the glint off it blinds everyone to your faults. Oh, Ronan can learn on the job. Let's give him some easy assignments and groom him to be JUST like Anderson Cooper...while hundreds if not thousands of good looking gays, straights or bi-sexuals are denied because Mom isn't Gloria or Mia.

Kim Kardouchebag springboarded to fame, as did Paris Hilton, by leaked porn videos. Slutty scandals = getting record deals, selling brands of perfume, and having reality shows. With the guys like Anderson and Ronan, all they need do is have Mom plant a few stories in the press and ask a few favors of the "entertainment" magazines, as in, "Take a photo of my son at some party or other, identify him as MY SON...and before long, he's famous enough to get his own TV show!" And if need be, start telling the world he could be Sinatra's bastard...and have Ronan neither confirm nor deny, but instead do some anti-Woody Allen one liners. Slagging another famous name is always good. And...any publicity is good publicity.