Loudmouth Black Morons Scream at JAY-Z and BARNEYS

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When it comes to being loud (and potentially violent) only one minority group tops the Muslim fanatics. It's the blacks. (Though not necessarily Black Muslims...the ones who stand around all dressed up in suits and ties and glower in silence!)

The Lets-go-Bananas-over-Barney's bunch is now ready to skewer one of their own: the great JAY-Z.

Dat's gratitude, ain't it? Pickin' on the homey?

Jay-Z is supposed to be a mind-reader, and after spending months if not a year to put together a deal, he's supposed to kill it and lose millions in sales because two security guards didn't think poorly dressed clowns from da hood could afford $350 for a stupid designer belt or $2500 for a handbag??

Whatever happened to tolerance, and Dr. King, and all the rest o' that shit, huh?

If Barney's is SO racist, why dey stockin' the Jay-Z line?

Clearly, Barney's had the idea that well dressed blacks would be welcome to waste their money in their sedate, tasteful store. That's who they thought Jay-Z's crap would bring in.

Instead, they've learned that shabbily-dressed blacks expect to walk into predominantly white stores and NOT be stared at for dressing inappropriately. Which is like walking into the Russian Tea Room with a boom box and getting mad if the waiter says, "Please, no Kanye hip hop...if you don't like the soft quiet music we play, go somewhere else..."

Instead of going ape shit, let the law decide how much badly-dressed blacks can get in pain and suffering for getting the skunk-eye from a security guard. And let Barney's president tell his staff, "Look, black people may dress like low-class shoplifters and janitors and crack whores but they have ALL the money. Where they get it from, who the fuck knows. But I've made a deal with JAY-Z and that means MORE blacks will shop here and waste their money on overpriced shit. So calm down. If there's shrinkage, or credit card fraud, we STILL are making a HUGE PROFIT!!

Following Trayon the Crayon's whining and sulking, a big fat blob came forward to huff and puff too:

Be honest. If you saw this blob in a store, would YOU think she had $2,500 to waste on a handbag??

So much for racial stereotyping. Now ya know. SHE has more money than YOU do.

Oh, well, there IS the racial stereotyping that blacks don't know how to save money, and are easily swayed into buying shit they don't need because they're awfully naive and stupid. Hmmm?

I keed, I keed. The important lesson here is to bitch and moan and glower and have that undercurrent of "we can riot" behind it.

That's why the Native Americans get NOTHING. American football and baseball teams laugh and make fun of them with stereotypical images and nasty epithets. Yeah, the Cleveland Indians with an ugly logo of a big-nosed Indian, and the Washington Redskins, who use the grotesque notion of the RED man, because oh, 170 years ago or more, the Indians painted their faces red to look more vicious as they tried to defend against the white honky cocksuckers who decided to steal their land.

And then there's the Atlanta Braves, who make sure the P.A. system plays stereotypical tom-tom war music while all the crackers stand up and pretend to have tomahawks and wave them in the air going chop-chop-chop. Jesus what assholes. But Native Americans are beaten down, sit on reservations with no access to guns or bombs and no violent leaders to tell them to riot. They don't even have a reputation for being tough niggas, and they don't get white women.

Don't turn a blind eye to this abuse of Native Americans, who the white man bullied and pushed from their land. Niggas want to say that Whitey should give 'em all a million bucks compensation for dragging them to America on slave boats. How about you ALL get the fuck out? You ALL go back where you came from...whites to England, blacks to Africa, and give the Native Americans BACK THEIR LAND, you hypocrite shits?

You know damn well why Cleveland, Washington and Atlanta named their teams the way they did...because they viewed Indians, Braves and Redskins as savage beasts, just like Lions, Tigers and Bears. Hey, we're a tough ball team, we'll SCALP you!

I've written anything here that isn't the truth?

You know what would happen if an Orthodox Jew got detained in Barney's? Nothing. No leaders would organize a protest, and the newspapers wouldn't try to strike fear into the hearts of Barney's employees by fomenting those "look out, this minority group could get violent" stories. Hell, the Jew wouldn't even get in the paper for threatening to sue. Sue? That's what Jews do! So what. Schedule the court case for Friday around sundown and the Jew can't show up. End of problem.

Barney's could even get away with saying, "Look, we're a high end fashionable store, and this JEW comes in, with his grubby black pants and jacket and dirty white shirt, and that giant stupid black hat ON TOP of his beanie...yarmulka...whatever...of course our guards singled him out. He's scaring away our waspy white-ass pasty-faced skinny rich customers!

Well, Barney's...you are going through a change. White people are not going to shop in your store when they keep seeing trashy looking niggas boppin' in and out talking loud and boasting about all the money they got. They'll go somewhere quiet, dignified and "classy," for their fashionable but conservative party clothes and office wear. You just accept more deals from Jay-Z and...hey, even go after Kanye and stock his leather skirts and garish ideas for shoes and belts.

Racism. What a fucking joke. America has a BLACK president. New York will be electing a mayor who has made a point of having his two BLACK children narrate his ads! Yes, voters are supposed to elect this guy because his teenage black daughter is on TV and says her Dad will be a great mayor. Good enough, right? A black teenager says this, and everyone of every age and color should believe it and vote the way SHE does. And you think there's racism here?

There's racism when every movie made in America has to star Will Smith or Morgan Freeman? Racism is here when a fucking 19 year-old black kid has $350 to spend on a belt, and some blob who barely looks potty-trained has $2,500 to waste on a purse...because she's gullible and stupid and aping Oprah or some other idiot? How come she's not donating $2,500 to her church, or to some poor people in her neighborhood? Or is everyone in her neighborhood covered by welfare and food stamps because this "racist" country is making sure that blacks don't have to sulk too much (unless they're rapping about how they're not getting everything they want). Racism? You have blacks bellowing that there should be no "stop and frisk" in their hoods...which is telling you that they don't seem to mind the stray bullets, robberies and rapes in the hood, all committed by their own race.

Situation normal: all fucked up. JAY-Z runs a deal to have his shit in tony all-white store like Barney's, and he's got thousands of O'Jays stabbing him in the back, telling him DON'T. Yet these same backstabber assholes have flocked into Barney's to give the white man their $350 for a belt and $2500 for a handbag, instead of buying from a black-owned store? ALL FUCKED UP.