Suicide Stupidity: Her Parents Wouldn't Let Her Use...FACEBOOK

This is called "thinning out the herd." Or, the Lemming Syndrome. Anyone idiot enough to commit suicide over Facebook has about as much of a future…as anyone who is ON Facebook.

The most interesting part of the article is the news that India has a high suicide rate. This is probably from the tech support people who keep hearing, "You don't know what you are talking about. What's with the idiot accent? Where the fuck are you, India? I thought so! Why don't you kill your useless fucking self?"

We haven't heard much about India since "Slumdog Millionaire" came out. All we know is that it was once semi-controlled by the British, it has some beautiful buildings and culture, it's overrun with beggars and filth, most everyone who has a job at all is working phones and giving tech support from a script, and they LOVE to gangbang children and tourists. And one teenager was on Facebook and isn't anymore. As Gandhi said after he was fatally shot, "Oh dear."

It's tough being a parent. What do you do, when your kid has developed ADD by the age of 6, and is impatient with coloring books, Disney cartoons, or music that doesn't have a rap beat to it? What do you do when the child is obese at 7, doesn't like sunlight, is a "gamer" who only does sports by using a joy stick, and by the age of 12 has seen more naked boobies and ass than Hugh Hefner has in a lifetime? Don't worry, by age 13 or 14, the kid will either be abducted by a friend, relative or minority group member (or, trifecta, all three), commit suicide, or be killed by a classmate.

You're better off raising a Chia pet. The odds of a kid surviving to adulthood are not too good, and the ones that do survive, are not adults at all, they are monsters...they are mutants who don't understand morality, don't appreciate the natural things in life, and spend their time being anti-social loners doing downloads, APPS, watching "edgy" vampire movies and gorging on junk food. If they DO have a social life, it involves bulling the anti-social loners, texting and sexting, yapping on a cellphone, and spreading social diseases while half-looped on meth or ecstasy.

Will it get worse? Sure it will. Kids in the future will be so lazy and dumb, they'll plagiarize somebody else's suicide note and post it via Instagram.

From there, it might get picked up on some blog, or the Huffington Post. It'll get maybe one comment, a troll typing in two words: "Who Cares?"