The average-voiced blob won "American Idol" (over Clay Aiken, remember...which had the gay clique that controls most of show business shrieking). Since "reality shows" are garbage and 99% of the people competing on them return to obscurity, it's taken ANOTHER "reality show" to bring him back.
After shoving his stardom up his ass, and half a supermarket down his throat, he's waddled proudly back into the spotlight on the new season of "America's Biggest Loser."
"Stars" know no shame, all they do is head for the spotlight and will do anything, no matter how humiliating, to get that attention. Moth Brain Ruben would rather be an embarrassment than be like skinny little Aikens, who got a gift role in the Monty Python "Holy Grail" Broadway show and is now more interested in honing his skills with more stage work than being a laughing stock on TV.
How much does Clay Aikens weigh? Ruben, at 462 pounds, is proud to walk around looking like he swallowed three of 'em. Take a tip from Clay, Mr. Studdard, suck the meat, don't swallow it.
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