Lindsey Vonn Still a Dumbass Brainless Bitch

Gosh, with so much of Amanda Bynes, the Kardashians and Miley Cyrus...

Lindsey Vonn had to remind everyone that she is STILL one of the dumbest cunts on the planet. The useless ex-Olympic bimbo, now Tiger Woods holster, decided to be HILARIOUS at a golf tournament...

Linty Vagina has nothing better to do than tag along watching her boy play golf. Like Tiger Woods at 37 is still winning everything. Like he isn't a fucking putty-faced bore.

To liven things up, she took a squirrel and sneaked it onto her boy's shoulder. As you can see, she was practically wetting her pants over this cunning stunt.

Tiger Woods? He could care less. In fact, once he saw that it was just a squirrel, he left it on his shoulder.

Which tells you that while Linty Vagina may be manic, her boy is a little depressive. You can't blame him. A trophy cunt like this, has only two purposes: to suck and fuck. For her to still be with this guy, she's probably had to surrender that third hole...the one in back that he kept demanding from all the women he cheated on his wife with. If they weren't into his backdoor monkeyshines, they were out the door forever.

Tiger Woods doesn't want to look at this silly tart's wide-eyed open mouth face unless his dick is in it.

So nice try Linty, but you're still a few steps behind the other crazies...Kim, Khloe, Miley, etc. etc. So try a little harder. Your rodent brain is no bigger than a squirrel's, but maybe you can think up a better way to get attention for yourself. Maybe leak a video of Tiger giving you some "let it out and let it in" action. The movement you need's not on Wood's shoulder.