IRS "SPOOF" Calls from Wacki Paki Idiots

As if we don't have ENOUGH fucking AGGRAVATION.

How about relentless ding-a-ling calls from Indian and Pakistani assholes pretending to be the Internal Revenue Service?

I can fucking SEE the idiotic person's name on CALLER ID. I can fucking SEE that the area code is not Washington D.C. or a local number. And as I listen to the teeming tinkly sing-song sound of various monkey-faced morons babbling in the background, MY wacky Paki declares:

"Hah-loo?

I am with Eeenturno Rebba Noo Sah Veeeeez!"

Oh, is that so, spice-breath?

"It say-ess here on my reee-port shit..."

Report sheet?

"Weeee dit an aw dit! We find you OW the EYE-AH-REST one THOUSAND two HUNDRED feefy-ate Dallas an twelve sens."

Need I go on? I unfortunately misplaced my tiny digital recorder, so I couldn't get all of this down verbatim, and then pass it on, with the bogus phone number to the REAL Internal Revenue Service.

Unfortunately, we have slashers, rapists and gunmen who nearly kill people during robberies getting less than SIX MONTHS IN JAIL. So it's not too likely that a bunch of illegal aliens who can scatter like roaches, are going to get punished for "spoofs."

Ha ha, it's a "spoof" they aren't really with the IRS. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

You know what you get when con assholes cheat you out of money? You go to the cops, and they say, "So, lemme get this straight. You were not robbed?" No. "You were not extorted." No. "Dis person ASKED you fer money and you gave it?" Yes. "Sorry. You didn't have to give da money. No crime here."

The various poorly funded "whistleblower" websites just say "Contact the FCC. Fill out a form at their website." Then they maybe point to a few high-profile scammers that got caught and had their wrists slapped and their names shamed. Most, like the famous "Spamford" who was behind "Savetrees" and a zillion e-mail rip-offs, NEVER GIVE UP.

PS, if you add your anecdote to a forum or website, and mention that your "spoofer" had an outrageous Paki accent, your comment either won't be posted, or will be posted as "outrageous **** accent."

Paki assholes want you to waist some extra syllables on them. PAK-EEE-STAHHH-NEEEEEEE. Which isn't how I feel about a Paki who is a white slaver, a rapist, or a phone fraud. The Jew who comes into your store, dressed in his holier-than-thou Orthodox get-up, and lectures, "Now give me your BEST PRICE on this item..." is a kike. The black guy who broke into the nunnery and raped the 83 year-old Mother Superior before stealing a gold crucifix, is a Nigger. But I digress.

Our subject at the moment is not why ethnic slurs are sometimes accurate and useful, but why the fuck TELEMARKETERS are not castrated. They should be castrated and have their balls shoved so far down their throats they can't ever speak again. No speaking. No procreating.

There is NO excuse, NONE for telemarketers. People should not be allowed to call you up to sell you shit. They shouldn't be allowed to ring your fucking door, either. "A man's home is his castle." If we want to do business, we know how to use the Internet. We can stroll out to the shops and offices. We can make an outgoing call.

The only reason I don't include JUNK MAIL in my ban, is because JUNK MAIL you can discard easily. It's just part of your regular mail. You didn't make a special trip to the mail box, as you do when you go answer the door or answer the phone.

Hey you Paki turdhead morons, it's bad enough I have to get tech-support from you stupid twitter-bird-sounding low-mentality pests, I don't need you pretending to be from the IRS.

PS, Paki gangs who kidnap white British women into sex slavery don't rate being called "Pakistani." But then again, I'd call Iain Duncan Smith a balloon-faced hot-air-filled bully fag and Cameron a stinkingly effete Piers Morgan-looking greedheaded short-sighted pussy.

Another politician I hate -- excuse me, I can't continue this screed -- the phone is ringing and I've go to answer it.