Stinking American Pharoah Wins - American Pie sez 2015 SUCKS

Yes, "American Pharoah" won the Triple Crown. Easily.

When IS there ever GOOD news?

Several horses in the race were owned by ARABS. MUSLIMS. Pricks from Dubai. Oil-rich cocksuckers. Murders of Americans. Jihadist bastards. SCUM. Had this horse lost, some other Arab would've jumped up and down, hummus leaking out of his ass.

Idiotic drunks like Hoda and Kathie Lee (morning talk show hosts) were cheering, "Go American Pharoah!"

People don't know what that name means? That the horse is co-owned by a Rich Arab and some white-haired slime who could easily be a Nazi?

Yeah, we're SO eager to have a "Triple Crown Winner" it could've been called "Boston Marathon Bomber" and be ridden by "The Joker" himself.

What the FUCK is so important about witnessing a horse winning the Kentucky Derby, Preakness and Belmont, I have no idea. Because it doesn't happen very often? Neither does electing an intelligent Prime Minister or President.

So a bunch of total SHIT BRAINS are cheering because rich, snotty, antisemitic scumbags bought a horse and it won a few races. Meanwhile countless thousands of people lost money betting on the horses, which is why the tracks are wealthy and most gamblers aren't.

Christ. "American Pharoah." How obnoxious can it get?

Was "America Bow to Arabs" already taken? "Muslim President?" "Pharoah Dominates America?"

The odds on this fucking load of manure winning? Three to Five. In other words, if you wanted to become a millionaire off betting on this Muslim Ego Trip, you had to have a HELL of a lotta money. The kind that only rich ecology-raping Arabs have.

Do you suppose it was some Muslim that bid over a million to get the lyrics to "American Pie" a few months ago?

Don McLean said the song was deliberately ambiguous.

Yep, he learned from Bob Dylan, Keith Reid and others, that if you cloak everything, you'll always have people debating every line. People with nothing better to do, that is.

Gee, is it possible Don was cleverly referencing both Buddy Holly and John F. Kennedy with that line about the "widowed bride?" How about "who cares?"

I'm happy for him that he was able to get so much money for his scribbles. By the time the auction company took its percentage, and the taxman, he might've gotten $250,000 for himself and his family, which, considering the lack of royalties and the rampant piracy on his songs, IS important. Hitting 70, how often can this guy tour? Where can he play? What are the odds he'll make another album and it would make back production costs?

Maybe he should go find some greasy Arab and invest the money in becoming part-owner in a racehorse. Call it "Death to American Pie."