FRY BABY FRY, MAKE THE BAG LADY CRY

"You're old enough to know better..."

But in the world of AMUSEMENT, it's better to be a boor.

That's why pompous Stephen Fry is so rich and fat and able to afford boy toys.

Too bad that after the DAFT awards, he lost his cool and ended up shrieking "FUCK OFF!" to everyone, and wanting to "LEAVE THE PLANET."

But Stephen, you ARE a MOON, and your orbitational pull makes it impossible to leave the planet.

Christ, what a bore (aside from a boor). He's no Gervais, this guy. The best he can do is call a sloppily dressed ugly fashion hag a "bag lady?"

They ALL are. Take a look at Anna Wintour. Take a look at Edith Head. Ever since "fashion" began, the doyennes always made sure to look ugly. That includes fag hair dressers. The whole point is to adore the model or actress being made up. If you're a fashion designer or a hair dresser you're not supposed to look as good or better than the person you're fixing up.

And here's wimpy Fry adding that he only made fun of the bitch because she's a friend. How cowardly. Yes, she probably is more than aware that she dresses like an eccentric, a dyke, a bag lady, a laughing gnome, whatever. Gervais would've gone after the others, and in spades. And all the spades, too.

So, YOU fuck off, Stephen. Hope you put your snit where your mouth is, and declare you'll NEVER host the DAFT awards again.