What? Huh? Yoko Shows Up at an ENEMA Award?

THE ENEMA AWARD?

The NME and EMMY have combined?

England and...AUSTIN TEXAS are now part of the same country?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Sandwiched between the Grammy and the Oscar Awards (oh, and the daft BAFTA thing), there's some platter of shit that involves a menu including...

What a LAME excuse for awards.

Yes, as we've been saying, have we gotten to the point where EVERYONE wins an award?

Is there an award show after this for "Best Second Place Finishes At Awards Shows?" Or how about "Most Congenial In Defeat" and "Best Outfit on the Red Carpet" and "Most Patient Posing with Hoobastank Fan Idiots Before Escaping Into a Waiting Limo?" YOKO:

First off, let's address the DAILY FAIL headline.

They trumpet Yoko showing up in an "androgynous" outfit. As if what she wears is more important than the award she got!

A jacket and pants. What do they want from an 82 year-old widow? She should wear a split-skirt and no underwear and stride around showiing her twat flaps? She should tape her boobies together and wear a low-cut idiot outfit like Sarandon?

Since when is a jacket and pants "androgynous?

I'll admit the top hat is silly, but it gives her height.

Now WHY was she there??

Was she nominated for that new re-mix of "Mrs. Lennon" or something?

No, apparently she fell for that old ploy of showing up to get a "lifetime achievement" or some other made-up-name award.

She showed up to get the "INSPIRATION AWARD."

Now, what's that for? Most Delusional Pollyanna? Sorry, as much as I understand why the woman walks around brainwashing people with "War is Over If You Want It," and declaring we should say hello to cloud formations, she ain't THAT much of an Inspiration.

Inspiration to who? Millennials? They don't know who she is.

At this point she's just an eccentric nostalgia item. Oh, look, it's Yoko, it's Ringo (they both do the peace symbol now!?!?) it's Elton...you can tell by the funny clothes.

It's always nice when Yoko is given ANY kind of honor, but this one smacks more of "We couldn't get a Beatle so we got a Beatle wife." Even so, if she's happy, great. She's an inspiration...that at any time, almost anyone can get a call saying "we're giving you an award..."