"Missy" the MILF - Moronic Irritating Load of Filth

WHO in their right mind is sending money to the middle of NOWHERE in OHIO, to get a "thrill" smelling the underwear of a fat middle-aged slob who calls herself "Missy?"

"Missy" is usually the name old ladies give to their pet BITCH.

Take a look at this ugly butt.

That's a prize? You have to be a little desperate to find THAT boxy behind attractive. But if the woman has some personality, ok, so what if she's butt-ugly.

But wait, you're supposed to be content sniffing fabric that's been stropping her sphincter and twat? REALLY?

Oh, and she's got plenty more fetid garments, too, and plenty of gruesome burbling to try and get sales.

She ends with the gruesome word "HUGS."

Is that like the duckmouth morons who pout KISSES when they take a photo?

Or is Missy the Mammoth Milf actually suggesting she'll sell HUGS, too?

She's in Holloway, Ohio, which is probably down the road from HELL.

Some desperate Jew-kicker nearby is gonna drive his pick-up truck to sniff her twat in person, and get a hug after he jerks off on her thigh?

Or will she recite a price list, that ends with a fuck for $50? And what'll she do if he rapes her, and then skins her pig-flesh and eats it, and buries her bones in the backyard?

EBAY is even more desperate, allowing moronic ads like this. They shouldn't allow underwear ads in the "adult" area, since underwear is INERT, and LEGAL, and should be sold in a NORMAL way, by showing it in a package.

It's possible some Paki minimum-wager at eBay will get a "report this item" complaint, and be repulsed. After all, the putrid prose has WAY too much "personal relationship" babble for a simple "buy a pair of NEW panties off me" ad.

Thanks to 21st Century Insanity, middle-aged broads who are menopausal and should be behaving themselves, are now proudly declaring themselves MILFs and ready to be ridden, right along with blobulent bints who refuse to be fat-shamed.

How wonderful if this hideous whore was locked up in a cell...with STEPHEN FRY. They could sniff at each other in disgust, and avert their eyes in horror, and be damned until they die.