Jesus: GOFUNDME? GO FUCK YOU!

Do you suppose Christ simply figured VANITY was one of the 7 Deadly Sins? And decided to make sure VANITY died?

VANITY, you may recall, was a discovery of that JESUS OF FUNK, the fabulous PRINCE. The PRINCE of guitar riffs, the PRINCE of DARKNESS-IN-THE-FACE (along with a silly little mustache to make sure you knew HE wasn't a SHE).

NOBODY COMPARES TO U, PRINCE. Except JESUS, PRINCE OF PEACE maybe, right?

Maybe. Maybe not. If you check Vanity's GOFUNDME page, you'll find that her entire pitch is loaded with pleas for JESUS to save her. But $50,000 wouldn't hurt.

I mean, miracles don't come cheap.

Is that why JESUS didn't pay any attention? He didn't like VANITY claiming that HE couldn't just save her with a zap of his little finger? That He, the great Son of God, (or PRINCE of GOD) couldn't save a life without $50,000 worth of medical assistance?

Whatever...VANITY is dead. No comment from Jesus. Or Prince.