Toad Nougat Goes Too Far?

When you're a bully, you have a gang. The gang backs you up, laughing and applauding.

It's no surprise that Toad Nougat, that hard rock cliche from the 70's, has spent most of the past 40 years cultivating a new career as a racist, gun nut, NRA board member, and seller of memorabilia to a small circle of Nazi fans.

BUT...is it possible he went TOO FAR?

Playing to morons as he does, it was inevitable. Like the schoolyard bully who gets guffaws for beating up some minority kids, but then expects howls of laughter when he trips a blind kid, Toad figured he could never be too obnoxious for his cretinous fan base. But some fans told him off, and worse, the principal and the teachers (ie, the media) began to pay attention, too.

The NRA will probably not kick Toad off the board. They'll just wait for the smoke to clear and do nothing (their standard M.O. when there's a gun massacre). Still, it's heartening to see just how much outrage and disgust this goofy-faced clown-provocateur stirred up.

The asshole, egged on by the shriveled bacon-brains who love him, did go pretty rotten with his latest round of "blame the Jews."

One of the funnier reactions to "THE NUGE" came from a bunch of Killer Kikes who insist they are just as bloody-minded about guns as any redneck Christians.

That there are Jewish gun nuts shouldn't surprise anyone. Israelis are not exactly strangers to weaponry. Orthodox Jews are notoriously conservative, clannish and crazy, and aside from their tefillin, they're wrapped up in nasty, backward notions, from arranged marriages to beating schvartzes that stray into the neighborhood.

Even "normal" Jews who live in private homes probably believe in guns as much as the Torah. And you can't blame them. You put a mezuzah on your door, you have a Jewish name on the mailbox, and you better have a gun in the house for protection. Fact is, Toad makes the mistake all NRA gun nuts make. Most people, Jews or not, want gun CONTROL not a BAN. They want to keep guns out of the hands of crazies, and to make it very difficult to buy machine guns and other weapons of mass murder.

So, poor Toad Nougat really stepped in something other than chopped liver, in declaring Jews are all anti-gun.

IF I'M BEING PARANOID, I might add that the NRA probably loves Toad because his antics actually pull the heat away. People are too busy screaming at the goofy-faced redneck to stay focused on the evil NRA bastards in suits and ties. The game is to have everyone rage at a loose cannon who has maybe 5,000 followers, and allow the nefarious lobbying and chicanery of an organization that has millions of members.

Toad Nougat makes the rest of the NRA seem almost normal. Pretty clever.

So far, "THE NUGE" hasn't raged on Farcebook or Twitter with his usual cross-eyed photos of himself and shouts of "EAT ME." Maybe at this very moment he's in conference with Roger Waters and Peter Gabriel on the best way of continuing to scapegoat Jews and Israel. After all, there's something about Toad Nougat that isn't kosher.