Q: OK, I guess you were offended by the reference to being Angie Bowie's son, right?
DJ: RIGHT! Who the hell is SHE? She's not FAMOUS. I learned long ago, put your love where the money and fame is. I'm just being honest.
Q: Speaking honestly, what IS your fucking name? Zowie Bowie or Duncan Jones? Was Bowie NOT your father's legal last name?
DJ: Actually it was Newley. Anthony Newley Jr.
Q: Up until recently, nobody knew you were a "director." Nobody knew anything about you except you hate your mother and being called "Zowie." Do you plan to fill a void for Bowie fans?
DJ: I suppose so. I just won't fill a void for my stepmom iPod. That would be unseemly. However, I'm my own man. I don't call myself David Bowie Jr.
Q: And you never had sex with Mick Jagger.
DJ: Hell no. I'm married, and I'm not pregnant, my wife is having the baby, not me. I mean, Jeez, let's back off on all the androgyne shit, ok? That was mom's schtick. I mean, Dad's. I mean, sometimes I didn't know who was Dad and who was Mum. That can scar a person.
Q: I'm sure it can.
DJ: I called Dad "Mum" once, and he gave me SUCH a scratch. You can still see the scar.
Q: You look like him, not like Angie. Was there a temptation to be a rock star?
DJ: Oh, I was offered the chance to be exactly like my father, and I refused.
Q: You were offered an RCA record deal?
DJ: No, I was offered a punch in the eye.
Q: It can't be easy being the son of David Bowie.
DJ: I won't know for sure till I read the will.
Q: Good luck in your fortunes, your fame, dealing with the press, and continuing to ignore one of your parents.
DJ: Thanks, I've been getting advice from Ronan Farrow. I don't take all his advice though.
Q: No?
DJ: No. I'm NOT a faggot. Thanks for the space on your blog, which is a true space oddity. It's just missing three things.
Q: What are those?
DJ: FAME, FAME, FAME!!!
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