Samples of Today's Dylan: KUNTYE YEEZY CHEESY WEST

Amid the current and past insanities involving Taylor Swift, one thing about Kuntye has been overlooked.

As far as the media is concerned, from the Daily Fail to Rolling Stone, this guy is a SUPERSTAR. He's today's Dylan. His LYRICS are being taken SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY!

While the media might snicker at him when he puts on leather dresses, screams at other rappers, or Tweets insane shit, his MAIN business, being a RAP STAR, has NEVER been questioned. ALL REVIEWERS agree that whatever you think of the guy as a person, his ART is GENIUS.

Call his private life laughable, but take his ART SERIOUSLY!

Every fucking time he releases anything, ROLLING STONE is there to study it, declare it brilliant, and give it five stars.

His albums are reviewed with all the awe and seriousness a previous generation reserved for Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell and other singer-songwriters.

So let's take a look at some of the GEMS on KUNTYE'S new album

Lines from “Father Stretch My Hands”

Now if I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt I’mma feel like an asshole

Lines from “Famous”

I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous
For all the girls that got dick from Kanye West
If you see ‘em in the streets give ‘em Kanye’s bests
Why? They mad they ain’t famous

Lines from “High Lights”

I bet me and Ray J would be friends if we ain’t love the same bitch
Yeah, he might have hit it first only problem is I’m rich
Blac Chyna fuckin’ Rob [Kim's brother], help him with the weight!

Lines from “Feed Back”

Whip that, bitch out, tits out, oh shit
My dick out, can she suck it right now?
Fuck, can she fuck right now? I done asked twice now
Can you bring your price down?

Lines from “Wolves”

I know it’s corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
I know it’s corny niggas you wish you could unswallow

Lines from “30 Hours”

You was in college complainin’ about it’s no jobs
But you were suckin’ a nigga’s dick the whole time
Well I guess a blowjob’s better than no job

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There you are. This is the new Dylan. This is the guy the world considers a brilliant wordsmith. Tomorrow night he's guesting on "Saturday Night Live" again (they LOVE him over there). He's the superstar of the 21st Century. Look at your Dylan albums. Your Elvis Costello stuff. Your Beatles. Even Genesis or Jethro Tull or The Eagles. Any obscenity? Any gossipy simple-minded put-downs of other stars? Anything that seems like a gorilla beating its chest or a monkey flinging its shit?

Back in the 20th Century, the porn lines above would've relegated this clown to the "dirty Nigga comedy" section of the record store, next to Blowfly and Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.

Now? Now this inane porn is considered suitable for everyone, is quoted gleefully all over the Net, and praised by the white media as THE WORD.

What better example of how shitty the 21st Century is, than to realize the royal couple of the entertainment world is a fat-assed camcorder whore and a sphincter-mouthed rapper? Kuntye has no self control about insulting people, boasting about himself in every song, and indulging in bathroom crudities that would've been REJECTED if sent in to Hustler or Screw magazine. Hey, he sure doesn't need to be in Hustler and he sure ain't being sold in an obscure rack next to Blowfly. He's the biggest, most influential man in the music world! Go figga.