Like the Kardashians constantly getting front page every time they preen and primp and fart.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, the average person is more like a sheep. Just say "LIKE IT" and they do. Say "BUY IT" and they do. Say "THIS IS GREAT" and they nod.
Idiots think Kim Kardashian is BEAUTIFUL.
Idiots quiver over every sound-alike broken heart song Adele bawls.
Idiots have to watch the Super Bowel because everyone does.
Idiots are told they should pay hundreds of dollars for designer jeans and sneakers, so they do.
Idiots see ads for cigarettes that cause cancer and sugar water that causes obesity and they guzzle quarts of pop and smoke a pack or two a day and are proud of it.
Idiots see idiots with tattoos and nose rings and are impressed and get their own.
It's no surprise that in a world full of empty-skulls, and jerks with low self-esteem, and desperate morons, EBAY BINTS can wave their stinky undies and have idiots drooling and throwing their money away.
Ooooooooh, SOOOOOOOO sexy panty!
WOW, "THIS LISTING IS FOR A NEW PANTY!"
In the normal section of eBay, it would be $3.00. But in the "adult section," where the promise is that the bitch will have worn it a few days and left her scent like dog piss on a tree, it's worth FOUR TIMES THE AMOUNT. FIVE TIMES. Soooooooooo much moooooooooooooore!
This nitwit bitch poses with her skinny white ass in a pair of thongs, and guyyyyysss throw money at her....as long as she doesn't overtly say something stupid, like "EBAY, STOP SHUTTING DOWN MY AUCTIONS!!" or "My SCENT IS ALL OVER THESE PANTIES."
She's been shut down so often, she's refined her technique on what to say. She's finally realized that all she has to do is NOT be fat or old, and guuyyyyys will find her ad and anxiously bid.
And, yes, with very little innuendo, she has guyyyyyyssss paying $20 or $30 (with postage) to desperately sniff her underwear.
What would you think of idiot women if they wanted to pay YOU to smell your underwear?
You'd laugh. You'd have contempt for them. You'd walk around thinking you were VERY special if your drippings and stains were treasured.
In the world of EBAY, it's all nudge-nudge wink-wink. And if you SAY NO MORE than you have to, you can sell your garbage without a problem.
EBAY just suggests, "Do it in our hidden adult section. In there, we all know that the panties you sell are stinked-up. That's why you say "they will be sent in a ZIP LOCK PLASTIC BAG." That's why you can get $20 or $30 for what an eBay seller in the ordinary "women's clothing" section of eBay can't sell for $3.
Here's another example. The bint offers the amusing come-on that her undies were "soaking" in twat juice. Or something like that.
Ah. Who would need the panties "bagged air tight" if they have no scent. If they weren't "soaking in feminine fragrance laundry fluids for 3 days."
How moronic and obvious does it get?
This bitch isn't posing bent over for nothing. She isn't writing innuendo for nothing. She's a creepy man-hater who wants to get double or triple what she paid for her cheap underwear by stinking it up by sticking some fish in the crotch for a few days, and mailing it.
There are literally hundreds of these eBay ads, most of them with absurd remarks like "panties will be washed before mailing" and "please ask questions I just LOVE to get questions" and "you'll LOVE these, HUN!" They often say, "photos are for modeling purposes only, to let you see what the panties look like." As if you have no idea what knickers are for. Oh, the bitch puts them on and WEARS them!
And let's not forget the "day in my life" game that STILL goes on in the "normal" section of eBay. Guyyyyssss are so desperate, they type those words in to make sure they are notified by eBay as soon as an auction appears. Then, OOOOOOOOH! Do a BUY IT NOW!
This fucked up item was instantly bought as a BUY IT NOW!!! OOOOOOOH!
How adorable. Jail bait. An auction from LITTLE GIRLYYYYYYY.
Of course, the prick behind this auction is NOT a girl at all, and has three eBay identities at any given time. He puts up a different set of stolen-off-the-Internet selfies every day, and hoodwinks morons into thinking this is a GIRL and not a guyyyyyyyyyy.
Yep, some moron spent $25 just to (pant, pant, drool, drool) get five or ten jpegs via e-mail that he could've downloaded freeeeeee off the Net. But he's thinking he's got a real GIRL sending him sexy photos.
Christ only knows what this con artist does once he's hooked a fool like this.
Dopey stolen photos. Stinky panties that might be stained with twat juice or tuna oil. There are even modest mice who buy smelly socks and shoes, or tremble to receive a charity-shop bra in the mail that was once up against somebody's boobs.
Well, when you have a stinking rock group like Coldplay making money because morons were impressed by their Super Bowel show, and when you have idiots wasting money to giggle over the latest Kuntye rap song that is full of FUCK and BITCH, and when you have nuts like Ted Nougat screaming about Jews and getting 5,000 likes...paying for stinking panties seems logical. Right, guyyyysssss?
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