"Say Something Nice About Hitler"

Is it possible to feel sorry for HITLER?

Well, yes, if he's the target of a ridiculous article by a tiny-dicked Asian goon. Yes, when it's published in Rupert Merde-Ox's inane N.Y. Post. Yes, when supposition is presented as a factual "news" article.

I'd be among the last to EVER "say something nice about Hitler," but Jesus Christ, what was just published about Adie is Savage.

Also kind of cunty in a twisted twat kind of way. You can bet that any Asian (notorious for having small genitalia) would have a great time writing up drivel about a Nazi's schvantz.

Look at the first two paragraphs.

They're both full of shit.

Each paragraph contains a distortion (and not as small as Hitler's allegedly "tiny todger," to use a Keith Richards euphemism).

The first paragraph claims the facts are from "previously unknown medical records," but NO, there's no evidence there ARE newly discovered records, or that if there are, they are being interpreted correctly.

Second paragraph: let's keep ignoring FACTS. What factual proof is there, that having an undescended testicle OR a small penis turns someone into a Nazi lusting for world power? By that logic, the guys who run Google, Facebook and Amazon have such small penises it looks like they've really got TWATS between their legs.

Let's read on.

Let's note how much is FACT backed up by quotes, photographs or official documents, and how much is just conjecture and gossip.

Lies and whispers. Penis story from tiny-dicked Asian: BIG YAWN.

Notice the weasel words. Hitler "is believed to have had..." that's NOT a FACT.

The Post is just parroting something in somebody's sensationalist book. You can say anything about the dead without fear of libel. You can "interpret" a letter any way you want. You can find a "previously unknown" document that might be a forgery, or the work of somebody who is simply unreliable. Considering what a monster Hitler was, who'd doubt there were members of Hitler's inner circle who jumped at the chance to create unflattering stories just to keep people from noticing that the source was a Nazi, too.

Not everyone agrees Hitler has an undescended testicle, and here, the Post (perhaps citing a line in a book) is insisting that anyone with an undescended testicle PROBABLY has difficulty pissing standing up.

This one book (out of hundreds of books on Hitler) suggests Hitler's doctor prescribed cocaine...for a small dick? For a urinary problem? HOW NUTS IS THAT, EVEN FOR A NUTSY NAZI?

We're supposed to buy supposition, buy the book, buy the idea that Hitler was loaded on uppers not because he was exhausted from being a dictator all day, but because he wanted to fuck all night? How come no diary or recollection from any of Hitler's sex partners has ever mentioned his abnormally small dick?

Hitler killed himself for fear the Russians would capture him and see his small dick? How preposterous. Hitler and Eva Braun took the coward's way out because they were probably going to be killed. Not laughed at. And how did Hitler know for sure that after he pulled the trigga, one of his Niggas would burn his body? Or burn it but take a photo of his SMALL DICK first?

The only thing approaching fact is Albert Speer's line that Hitler wasn't normal sexually, but even THAT is conjecture. Did Albert see Hitler having sex? Did all of Hitler's women come to him and complain?

I'm not saying anything "nice" about Hitler as much as pointing out just how evil, twisted and immoral the MEDIA can be. When Hitler got up and snarled one of his speeches, you knew exactly what he was up to. You don't know that with Rupert Merde-Ox or other media moguls.

I'd be quite amused if there was an actual nude photo of Hitler looking like a pathetic hermaphrodite in a medical textbook. However it would be scant joy to the millions he sent to the ovens, or the millions who lost parents and grand parents because of the war. Christ, even with a graphic photo of Hitler's corpse, today's paranoid denial freaks would insist it was just Photoshopped (by rich Jews).

IF I'M BEING HONEST, most anything about Hitler can be contradicted, even the "fact" that he killed himself. Do we have proof? Do we have the body?

One report says Hitler was a "scat" freak who used to ask Geli Raubel to squat over him. Yet other reports say he was a fastidious lunatic who changed his underwear 3 times a day, and took showers constantly. That's pretty contradictory information? Either he's full of shit or phobic about it, but not both.

Bottom line: history is repeating itself. We have Little Hitlers all the time. We have big Hitlers like Brin and Bezos at Google and Amazon, and there's Putin and that fat goon in North Korea, and the ISIS bunch and many others. There's Roger Waters and plenty of antisemites who are probably even more biased and insane than Hitler.

Bottom line: Jeff Bezos, if you DO have an undescended testicle and you have to piss sitting down, that's STILL no excuse for your Fascist behavior in making Amazon a ruthless company with so little regard for copyright or any law at all. And it goes double for the fuckheads who run Google.