Don't worry, all the mosques that were formerly churches have sent out press releases:
"Don't blame a teeny tiny few miscreants when BILLIONS of Muslims are hardly bending your way of life too much at all. Or killing. Or raping. PS, if you don't serve free stinky halal food to our children we will blow up the Tower of London."
Responding to the calls of "Freedom of Speech" from Julian Assange, Google, and most everyone NOT in a Communist country, the London Daily Mail declared, "Fuck off. We will MODERATE every comment, ESPECIALLY when it's about Muslims!!!
"Nobody's entitled to an opinion we don't like. "Freedom of Speech" might be fine when it comes to stealing movies or something, but we all have to agree that Islam is a fine, fine religion. We also don't want our offices bombed like the Charlie Hebdo offices were by these swarthy, hummus-faced Camel-dung breathed psycho religious fanatic big-nosed armpit-bearded lunatics. And some of the men are just as bad."
The last nine lines are dedicated to the memory of Benny Hill. Or was it Frankie Howerd? Nevermind, in another 10 years nobody in Great Britain will know who Benny or Frankie were. Gigi Hadid will be a Princess and Amir Khan and Zayn Malik will be on the five and ten pound notes.
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