Daily Fail: Having to See WHORE ASS

This is a newspaper? Really?

You have to wonder about a cretin like Mike Larkin. Is he a sadist? Blind? He's PAID to write inane copy about a media whore?

I'll bet this fag sits around like a dwarf Piers Morgan, cackling, "How can I provoke an angry reaction TODAY..."

Got it: compare a fat ass whore to the music of Bach. Call a disgusting blobulent butt a "robust rear." Write a commercial for "Rob Kardashian's famous designer socks."

Christ.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Playboy is becoming Maxim and running lame pix of girls in bikinis and thongs? What IS the difference between the Daily Fail and Maxim or the new and going-to-fail Playboy?

In the 21st Century, twat disappears and Millennials are supposedly turned on by fat butts in thongs, and idiot models having wardrobe malfunctions? That the standard of beauty is Negroid lips and potato-sack asses?

PS, WHO the fuck is buying "designer socks?" And if they are, WHO the fuck considers Rob Kardashian a designer? Or cool? He ain't Bill Blass or Perry Ellis (to name two people who are rolling over in their graves).

I guess the FAIL is a paper people love to hate, and as long as people can leave angry comments, it drives traffic. Then pinheads like Mike Larkin can laugh all the way to the candy store where they can use their daily pittance to buy Yorkie bars. Or don't you think Mike Larkin doesn't hate women?