TMZ'S FAG FAGIN HARVEY LEVIN GETS NIGGER BIEBER KICKED

Well, well, it's about time.

That story about Bieber singing "NIGGER" jokes has arisen again, but it's not just about how a video exists of Justin doing parody lyrics with "NIGGER" as the joke word.

It's about how the incriminating tape was BOUGHT by TMZ and buried, in exchange for Justin's eternal cooperation of exclusives.

The New Yorker just published an expose of faggy creep HARVEY LEVIN and his TMZ website and TV show.

They pointed out some of his underhanded Google-like creepiness. This includes PAYING a fortune for unflattering shit on celebs Harvey hates AND taking bribes to BURY unflattering shit on people he likes.

The REAL press, what's left of it, is getting tired of watching the amateurs, the Decidrs and the Gawkers and TMZ play gossip and lies for easy money.

The New Yorker's circulation is probably circling the drain because people would rather buy a tabloid, and instead of subscribing, just checking the freeeee Internet to find out what's playing in town, which restaurants got a glowing YELP, and what Groupon bargains are dumped in their e-mail.

The New Yorker sure doesn't have a TV show. Levin's become famous for hosting one. And hell, he regularly features Bieber in flattering ways only.

Over here, fag asshole Harvey Levin has been long-hated. All you have to do is watch FIVE minutes of his shitty TMZ show to loathe the bastard.

Those out of the country, who only see his Perez Hilton-type website, aren't getting the FULL misery of this bastard. It's like a photo of dog shit without the stink.

Watch this little turd on his TMZ TV show and you'll declare that Simon Cowell and Graham Norton and Jonathan Ross are nowhere near as obnoxious. For one thing, those three all have some modicum of wit. Harvey has NONE.

This ugly big-nosed smarmy twerp does nothing but stand around giggling and rolling his eyes over what his panel of low-life teenagers have brought in to show him. He's like Fagin- he low-pays an army of rag-tag guffawing retards to go out and dig up dirt and nose rags for him to pawn into high ratings and profits.

Every show consists of faggy poobah Harvey (HARVEY? Har har har HARVEY!!) standing around getting "reports" from his minion (and minyan) of parasites.

He's got a KISS Army of ass-kissers with camcorders who go around fawning over celebs at award shows, airports and stage doors. A celeb smiles and waves, and this is BIG news. However, there's also the HISS Army of provocateurs and pests who are assigned to stake out celebrity homes and come out of the bushes to get embarrassing no-make-up photos, bad wardrobe shots, or unflattering facial expressions as they shout "Hey asshole! It's TMZ" and "Tells us about your divorce!" or whatever the phrase might be to get a bad reaction.

A friend of mine was going through an airport and she was hit with a non-stop barrage of obnoxiousness from a TMZ nigga monkey stooge. At first it was all flattering: "Oh, LOOKIN' GOOD! LOOKIN' GOOD! Tell us about..." Once ignored, the nigga got more obnoxious, shouting questions about rivalries with other stars, and asking irrelevant shit about current movies. The guy was probably told, "The producers of GAME OF TOILETS will pay us $10,000 any time their show is mentioned. So yell at celebrities and ask if they saw the latest episode..."

What we all take for granted is our privacy, and being alone with our thoughts. That's erased if you're a celebrity.

Yes, some inconvenience "comes with the territory." You play the chords of fame, and you have to sign autographs and have idiots strike up a conversation with you as you try and shop for a sweater. BUT...today it includes more invasion than that. It includes TMZ and the cameras. Even Weird Al Yankovic was compelled to write a song about these assholes. Of course, he made sure to not be too nasty, unfortunately. Weird Al IS quite a pussy and he's existed all these years because his parodies are always more zany than mean.

TMZ of course pays big money for invasion of privacy items, and bigger money for surveillance footage or other "gray area" shit. A classic was when "somebody" leaked a message Alec Baldwin left on his daughter's answering machine. He was enraged at "the little pig" and her bratty behavior. Payback was when that tape was handed over, for fun and profit. Now, if it was a Bieber tape, it would've been tossed in the trash. Harvey would've sent a note: "Hey Justin, I just saved you some embarrassment. Be sure to give us an exclusive next week." But Baldwin? Ha ha.

And every fucking night the stupid TMZ show airs (and America's appetite is voracious, so it's almost EVERY night), Harvey winces in mock horror, while his witless drones show off their video clips and photos, adding smarmy "jokes" and "snaps."

Harvey, a dopey blintz in bad clothes (clothes so bad even Simon Cowell wouldn't wear them) has no class at all. If Piers Morgan was the host, the show would be obnoxious but somewhat amusing. Piers is perfect as a snotty provocateur. He also knows how far he should go. He can look down his nose at people because he does have some culture and breeding. Harvey should just get his nose fixed. Or broken. And Alec Baldwin would LOVE to break his fucking nose. And so would hundreds of other people.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, powerful corrupt gossip assholes aren't a new phenomenon. The infamous names of past-masters like Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons and Walter Winchell struck fear in the hearts of movie execs and celebrities all through the 30s and 40's and 50's and 60's. This was followed by the National Inquirer, notorious for giving stars the play or pay option: "Give us exclusives and expose SOME dirty laundry, or we'll print shit that could make you lose fans and a lot of money." Same deal in the UK with their notorious tabloids.

Too bad the New Yorker piece does nothing except expose the Google-like "pay to play" game. This won't impress Millennials will figure it's fine if greedheads like Harvey take a bribe or gleefully trash an uncooperative star.

In the 21st Century, "fair and balanced reporting" is a straight line. The New Yorker only confirms what people don't really care about: that celebrities are humiliated for fun and profit. People watch TMZ or go to the Daily Fail website to enjoy junk articles, mindless gossip, and trashy photos. In fact at the Fail, the big joy is that people can be just like Levin's laughing gnomes, and leave "witty" insults about the lurid pix they see.

It's ALL disgusting amusement, and Harvey Levin is one Pied Piper of Puke.