The Grammies, which is loaded every year with obnoxious rap garbage, and is constantly paying tribute to Stevie and Ray and Aretha, and is constantly hosted by JAY-Z in his fucking Kangol cap...is RACIST.
Why? Because it isn't crying, CRYING, WAILING, MOANING over some asshole from "Earth Wind and Fire," or the very ordinary Natalie Cole.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, and I know it for a fact, you go into any used CD store, and you can't GIVE AWAY a fucking Natalie Cole CD. NOBODY is interested in "Earth Wind and Fire." BUT...and it's sad but true...you are not likely to find a BLOWIE item at a bargain price, or anything from the gauntly gallant LEMMY, or even Glenn Frey whose solo work was kinda uneven to say the least, and IS very dated.
Christ, look at this gruesome combo. NOBODY on the planet could identify WHITE based on his photo. You'd have to say "He was in Earth Wind and Fire," which would get a big YAWNNNNNNNN. As for Natalie Cole, she's not exactly "UNFORGETTABLE" either. And if you want the truth, her fucking father was and IS a boring asshole and way overrated.
Nat "King" Cole was a creep. Who the fuck wants to hear him sing "Nature Boy" EVER again? He was a very OK and ordinary male vocalist. PS, ugly as hell. His daughter, well too bad she ended up a drug addict lunatic, and shortened her life with HEP C, and her only real claim to fame was the creepy duet she did with Dead Dad.
Maurice White? Who the FUCK cares. WHO likes dated "funk" garbage? Ps, he's a WHITE guy! Har har har!
Now, the people being given tributes aren't exactly that much better. Lady Gaga is going to do an EIGHT MINUTE tribute to BLOWIE? Christ, you can just cancel THAT shit.
How about that, Grammy Assholes? Instead of wasting time on boring, dated, useless BLACK artists, just CANCEL the fucking tributes to BLOWIE, the fabulous LEMMY and Glenn (does anyone know him by name, or just because he was in The Eagles) Frey.
OH, where IS the VOMIT BAG...
BE HONEST - if you saw the above four photos in a Post Office, you'd expect the captions to be: Wanted for Prostitution, Wanted for Molestation, Wanted for being Retarded and Exposing Himself, Wanted for Drug Violations and Necrophilia.
If I never, EVER have to hear that lame-brained name LEMMY I'd be happy. If I never had to look at his ugly warty stupid face, I'd be happy. And his music STUNK.
In fact I don't listen to ANY of that shit. Not ANY of it. I may have played an Eagles song maybe once in the past few years. I put on a Henley CD once in the past few years and it annoyed me. His vocals are pretty damn naggy, aren't they?
PS, you read the last line, which mentioned that some nobody named Lamar (not Odom) got more nominations than anybody since Wacko Jacko? Another WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Rolling Stone "handicapped" who might win in various top categories. I heard of almost none of them. And I could download all that shit free. But it IS shit. In a world that thinks every dirty word and rap-monkey reference from KUNTYE is valuable, and "BEATS" are an art form, people praising Kendrick Lamar or Ed Sheeran or James Bay or, yeah, Taylor Swift, are NOT to be believed. It's all garbage. "Can't Feel My Face" is garbage. That ugly boxy piece of shit mama from Alabama Shakes is garbage.
Best thing you can do is just CANCEL the fucking Grammy Awards. It's all a disgusting farce, and you're all SHIT, and it don't matter if you're black or white. The black artists and the white artists on this show are bound to be BORING and AWFUL and UNLISTENABLE. I doubt that if I recorded this stupid show I'd resist fast-forwarding through every song and every speech.
Isn't it time we stopped having AWARDS show? What next, the POOP award for most attractive pile of dog shit on the street? Oh, that might be KUNTYE....
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