All Racists Need is the Day's Paper: Stinky Halal Food vs Nigger Shouting

If it was in a movie, feminists and black groups would be howling a protest.

"How DARE YOU suggest that even high class "people of color" have no class? What's with that scene in your film where the rich bitch in the limo and that atypical BLACK STOCKBROKER get down to the usual Harlem brawl??"

While maybe only some really "off the chain" blaxploitation movie would dare risk such a scene, it's available for ALL to enjoy in the daily news.

Similar shit is also on the TV news, via cellphone footage.

It was only a few days ago that Brooklyn black girls went animal in a McDonald's. Oooh, anyone surprised? One of them, a 16 year-old with a child, had merely stabbed one of her relatives and had been arrested countless times. The victim, a year younger, gleefully called herself "GUCC" (ghetto for "Good") on Farcebook and was delighted with her new-found fame.

Today? Amazingly, nobody captured the "NIGGER" shouting woman or her topless titties via a cellphone, but a jury had a lot of fun imagining it all. You will, too.

Enjoy:

Yes, a skaggy-looking "model" makes a fortune now, because she appeals to the right demographic.

This dog is a "female body builder" and claims that she couldn't work after being pushed around till her titties were showing.

Magazine publishers know who has the money these days, and who is gullible to do whatever an ad says to do, so the jury had to agree. THIS creature is like Kate Moss, or something. Certainly on the level of Kendall Jenner.

If the scene was in a movie, a high class girl like Sahara Walsh would get huge laughs by DISSING the "man of color" by shouting him out of her limo and then sassing, "You broke nigger!"

Oh, let's make that "You broke NIGGA!" There, that's better. The paper puts an "r" at the end, but that was prolly uh typo, know wuttum sayin?

Classy stuff!

The Muslims (and maybe Black Muslims, and certainly some blacks in general) seem to adore unhealthy, greasy, disgusting, STINKY "HALAL" food. Not kosher food. There are a few kosher food vendors, but a) they get pushed around by the dominating Muslim ones, and b) kosher food doesn't stink. STINK seems to attract certain ethnics, as it does flies and dung beetles.

To think, at one time an item like this would not be considered newsworthy!

It would be considered a low example of racial stereotyping and "not fit to print" in a world trying desperately to show that if you're making money, you've assimilated.

Now...this is what readers want for amusement. You can imagine a bunch of blacks busting a gut on the subway reading this story: "Hey, man, that's YOU, that's YOU with that STINKY HALAL food!" "What? I'll pop a cap in you! Don't diss my food!" "Ha, all that's missin' is the limo. Let's go find us some beeeeeeeeee-atch with a limo and have her ride us around. You just put away that STINKY HALAL food first, ok?" "Yo!"