The 21st Century is Shi'ite - Isn't It?

Actually, it isn't. It might be Sunni. One thing is certain:

The 21st Century IS Shite.

What did you do when you were ten or twelve? Carry a rifle and watch beheadings? No? Then YOU aren't MUSLIM.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I can't quite keep track of the various factions of Islam fanatic.

To judge from THIS photo, the Sunni are in control, and the Shi'ites are up shi'ite's creek.

But maybe it's different in some other crazy sandbox. Maybe there, the Shi'ites murder any Muslim who has eggs Sunni-side up or something.

Oh, and don't ask me what we do with the Kurds. Are you infidel if you have Kurds with your sunni-side up eggs? If you're a Sunni, should you commit suicide if you shite?

PS, before you do, bow down to Mecca and wash your feet at the same time. And scream ALLAH BALLAH and VOLARE. Then quote reasons to be cheerful. Then DIE, Infidel!

Or is it High Fidel? Or is it Stereo?

Yes, the photo tells the world that the Muslims know that childhood should involve carrying weapons and murdering people who don't believe what you believe. Forget fantasies, fairy tales, sweet dreams, or any of that garbage. Go kill Christians and Jews. If there aren't any nearby, find some insane difference with some other urine-faced hook-nosed babbling monster with camel-breath.

Yes, most people can't tell a Kurd from a Sunni from a Shi'ite but...CRAZY FUCKING PEOPLE CAN, and they will KILL because their IMAGINARY FRIEND TELLS THEM TO. No, no, don't go looking to a telescope and see that ABOVE US IS ONLY SKY. Keep believing UTTER SHIT.

Wouldn't it be funny if JESUS CHRIST was watching all this, and laughing his ass off, and applauding, and whistling through the holes in his hands?

"Ha, that's a good one...it's better than Mixed Martial Arts. OK, in MY bracket, the Kurds get wiped out, the Sunni and Shi'ites fight it out, and the winner gets to go after the Procol Harum niggers in Africa. Whoever wins that one, gets a big surprise...I come back to Earth, burn their faces off, toss them down into Hell, and say, "SURPRISE, I'm the Messiah of the Jews! YOU LOSE!"

Oh, and Jesus gives a break to all the delusional Christians who thought He was setting up a new religion: "You guys...I forgive. It's what I do. You know we Jews...we feel guilty. We can't hold a grudge. Just don't you Jews and Christians start fighting. I didn't wipe out the Muslims just so YOU assholes could start a Holy war over nothing. PS, don't eat meat on Friday, or ANY day, because it's not nice to kill animals. Why do you think I gave you idiots milk and honey? And rice? And halvah? And chip butty?"