Kate Middleton: "Give Me Some Ideas to Name My Baby. I have NO CLUE"

What will the LATEST royal jelly blob be named? The Royals, so lacking in imagination, are asking the public. Betting casinos on line are starting to put down odds.

A spokesman for 21Nova said, "We've got even money on the usual names."

These include Elton or Eltonia, and Delboy or Delgirl.

Other odds-on favorite names for a royal boy include Henry the Ninth, George the God Knows What the Number Is, and Richard the Not Obviously Deformed.

At 50-1 there's Baldilocks, Ready Brek and Sharwoods Noodle.

For the royal girl, first and middle names could be: Elizabeth Bint, Erica Idle, and Diana Dodi.

At 100-1 we have a longshot for a boy's name: Ken Dylan deWind. When asked if this would be a tribute to Princess Diana, Kate said, "No, to Queen Elton."

At 100-1, for a girl's name, there's Dame Edna, Judi-Dench, Tess Co, Weeta Bix, Hor Lick, and Ribena Blackcurrent.

There's always the possibility of twins. Popular choices: Hob and Nobs, Marmite and Vegemite, and Terry-Jones and Terry-Gilliam.

The general public however, is partial to the twins being called Who Cares and Fuck Off.